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- Aug 29, 2006
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Taiwan is now officially the worlds most awesome super power. America, Pfft! Whatever! Iraq? HA! I laugh at you! Even the might of the old USSR could not hav stood up to the unbridled ferocity of the unbelievable awesomeness that is Taiwan. Is it because they have nuclear weapons of mass destruction? LAME!!!! is it because they have a standing army of twenty million bajillions? WHO CARES?! No amount of weaponry or manpower can withstand Taiwan’s might. Do you know why?
THEY HAVE TRANSFORMERS.
I’m not talking about the toys either, not the tiny little plastic playthings of our youth… oh no. They have (if this commercial is to believed) a standing army of tanks, jets, and ships capable of turning into giant 50-200 foot tall robots made entirely from kick***ium: the toughest metal in the known Universe. Go watch them now!
And it almost trumps Japans recruitment video: