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white people jokes are usually pretty weak anyway
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My favorite racist joke isn't a joke that is racist, but about racists, and I guess could be called a "white people joke".
A guy is driving through Mississippi when two blacks on a bicycle cross his path and he can't stop. He calls 911 and the police show up before the ambulance. The officer tells the driver, "You did the right thing calling us. Once the paramedics get here and stabilize the situation I'll take your statement and start preparing the charges for arrest."
The driver says "Wait, it was an accident, I didn't do anything illegal, they just darted out in front of me and I couldn't stop."
The officer laughs, "Sir, you misunderstand; I know you did nothing wrong. These two committed the crimes. The one that went through your windshield is an open and shut case of breaking and entering, and that fella that flew across the road clearly fled the scene of a crime."
Well, he didn't say he was bringing the Jewish perspective to the table.