Drew Brees training himself to not lick fingers (1 Viewer)

[Nightshade]

Drew Brees training himself to not lick fingers

The COVID-19 pandemic is changing everything about the way sports conduct business. That goes so far as to include the licking, the spitting, and the snot that comes with human beings. In a detailed (perhaps overly detailed depending on when you ate) look at the problems with expectorations in...

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Maybr have a wet towel to use?

 

[SweetT]

I will miss the licking of the fingers

 

[someone]

Good 'cause it's gross anyways.

 

[CerealKiller]

Oh, no. What if licking his fingers gives him his super-powers. Like Sampson's hair?

 

[St.Dan]

Moist towelettes with at least 60 percent alcohol?

 

[Juicy Fruit]

 

[Brennan77]

It's the 4th quarter in the NFC championship game. The Saints trail the 49ers 28 to 24 with 1:52 left on the clock. It's the Saints ball as Brees makes his way to the pocket for one more go of it. It's been a tough day with 2 interceptions. If it weren't for a special teams score and several key stops by the defense, the Saints wouldn't even be in the game. If the Saints are to win they'll need a little old school Brees magic. Drew knows it, the team knows it, and the fans know it. What began as a indiscernible rumbling from the socially distanced crowd grows to a formidle chant from everyone in attendance...."lick away....lick away....lick away".... With a twinkle in his eye and cocky grin Drew throws caution to the wind and repetitively applies fresh saliva to his fingers with such alacrity so as to seemingly make up for a season's worth of missed licks.

The rest is history.

 

[BELOWSEALEVEL]

We'll still have his arm twitch tho. towelette, twitch, throw.

 

[BreesIsMyFather]

Hmmm does that mean I gotta change my profile pic?

 

[Consigliere]

That's nothing. Winston will need to stop eating his hands.