Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal (1 Viewer)

[BobE]

Eastlake police officers arrested a man who they say was so drunk he not only was talking to tobacco bags and swearing at them, he also confessed his love to a urinal.

According to police, it appeared the man was trying to have a conversation with a bottle of vodka and with a customer who was standing in line. Officers said the man's speech was slurred, "his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible."

Eastlake police: Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal

Even has a video on the article

Sorry for loving things

 

[Zack Lee]

clearly they are making LSD much stronger than they did 18 to 20 years ago. So as it turns out, all my friends were wrong, I was practicing moderation.

 

[TXSAINTFAN]

Good thing there's video so he can recall some of that night. Nothing like playing in the jailhouse toilet. Kids...don't try this at home....or anywhere else for that matter. Bath salts are a bad thing.

 

[FLIPPY]

I was certain Florida had a town called Eastlake......

 

[Goatman Saint]

Dang. That way tops anything I've ever seen.

 

[nolaspe]

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[CoolBrees1]

BobE knocks another outta the park.....

 

[Daddy_Duke]

Sorry for partying