Emmitt Smith = Our generations Yogi Berra? (1 Viewer)

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"I'm concerned about a guy who fall down before get hits." (Commentary: And I'm concerned about a guy who speak before he conjugate his verb and puts the "s" in the wrong place, but you don't see me making a big fuss over it.)


"Reggie Bush is definitely effective. Just not tonight." (Commentary: Emmitt said this after the Falcons-Saints Monday night game. Note to Emmitt: Bush wasn't effective... because... HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY! No wonder he wasn't effective tonight.)

"The NFC West is probably one of the weakest... CONFERENCES... in the whole NFC. These guys over here, you have the Cardinals, you have the 49ers, you have the Seahawks, and you also have the Rams..." (Commentary: Thank God Emmitt's around, or else we'd forget which teams are in all the divisions... I mean... CONFERENCES.)

"He was coming through line to make a move and got blind sided by Al Wi... Al Wi... Al Jackson." (Commentary: Don't bother searching for Al Jackson on NFL.com. He doesn't exist in real life - only in Emmitt's mind.)


 

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I thought one of the funnier things Emmitt Smith said was after the Super Bowl. He said the Patriots offense "got debacled" lol.
 

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The funny thing about Emmitt is that his eyes widen with excitement, and he gets this little grin when he starts talking, almost as though he can sense a colossal F-up at hand. It's almost as though he's thinking "...here it comes, speeding down the track, headed straight towards me, and my feet are stuck, and I can't move, and I can't avoid it, and BLAM!...oh well, at least I'm still smiling. Enjoy the laughs, America."
 
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Hardly. At least Yogi's saying made more sense and more gramatically correct.
 

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