Felt Nostalgic - Played Final Fantasy VI (III back then) last night (1 Viewer)

[St. Widge]

that's it. Stupid, smelly beasts. Why anyone would play a game centered on those ******* things is beyond me.

It's clear to me that the stupid ostrich looking things represent caucasian women. And the game is all about adolescent Asian and American male's fantasy to finally snuff them out because they feel that they are usurping their power in modern society. It's all part of the rise of Hardcore Japanese Animated Snuff Films and the about the wussification of men.

Of course, if these misguided males would just watch more Nathan Fillion, they would see that the strong, roguish, good looking male is alive and well in our society. An they would not feel the need to fulfill their Final Fantasy by watching/playing Hardcore Japanese Animated Snuff Films.

 

[buzd]

I really never cared for Japanese allegory.

 

[St. Widge]

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good ******* luck…

 

[Benimaru]

Chocobos, Moogles, and someone named Cid

Hallmarks in virtually all FFs.

 

[Saint_Ward]

Chocobos, Moogles, and someone named Cid

Hallmarks in virtually all FFs.

And I approve of the new direction they're taking with Cid....

 

[antipop]

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good ******* luck…

snot dead!!!!

 

[Twenty]

Chocobos, Moogles, and someone named Cid

Hallmarks in virtually all FFs.

You forgot atrocious gameplay.

 

[Saint_Ward]

You forgot atrocious gameplay.

You're just too young.

 

[Benimaru]

Ah Gogo.. Forgot about him.

her*

unless that was a troll... in which case... best troll ever!

 

[Saint_Ward]

her*

unless that was a troll... in which case... best troll ever!

I always thought Gogo was ambiguous.

 

[Benimaru]

I always thought Gogo was ambiguous.

It's Daryl

 

[Saint_Ward]

It's Daryl

That's a theory, but has never been confirmed.

 

[kcirdor]

Started Playing IV again. I never played the sequel for IV though so I look forward to getting to that.

Playing the remade version on Steam with the Polygon characters. I'd prefer the old school sprites, but it's all about the story anyway.

 

[The AntiDitka]

"Dancing Mad" for the world:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMFCM0SKbnY

Your welcome peeps...by the way, Opera House Sequence = Best video gaming 10 minutes ever!

 

[kcirdor]

Final Fantasy has the best music, no question.