Florida vampire to run for president (1 Viewer)

[killah]

http://www.wtsp.com/news/mostpop/story.aspx?storyid=127365&provider=top

"I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006," said the Tampa man as his 19-year-old daughter and his 2-year-old grandson met him at the Greyhound station. "It's good to be me."

- He's accused of "brainwashing" a 16-year-old in Minnesota. The two were engaged until last month. Her family now has a restraining order against Sharkey and claims his texts to her violate it.

"He does believe in Republican values," Matthews said. "Is he going to make a big splash with his current identification of being a vampire? That's up to the voters to decide."

 

[Twenty]

lolwut?

 

[Devildog]

Zomg twilight!!!1!11!!

 

[DomePatrol2005]

too bad sixteen year old girls cant vote.

 

[SaintsGirlForever]

Uh, like no way.

I'm totally on Team Edward, but this freakazoid wanna be SO looks like Jacob in, like 40 years.

Stinkin' dog trying to be like my Gorgeous Edward.

 

[superchuck500]

Chicks also call me "The Impaler" - but it isn't because I'm a descendent of Dracula.

 

[rob021275]

Seriously, a vampire that lives in Florida? Florida.....The Sunshine State -- hello, McFly? McFly?

 

[Snow1381]

wow...

My ex's cousin thought he was a vampire...

 

[Mojomajik9]

Seriously, a vampire that lives in Florida? Florida.....The Sunshine State -- hello, McFly? McFly?

Floriduh actually has some recent history with vampires. For example, there was those teens that were obsessed with a vampire role-playing game in the 90's and killed a few people

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ferrell

 

[Paul]

The thread title is terrific.

 

[rob021275]

Floriduh actually has some recent history with vampires. For example, there was those teens that were obsessed with a vampire role-playing game in the 90's and killed a few people

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Ferrell

Does Florida have a history of spontaneous combustion? There may be a correlation here.

 

[livefromDC]

http://www.theimpalerformngovernor.us/jonathons_agenda

11. The Better Educational Act. In this day and age of the super techknowledgical age, the only way Americans can compete with other countries where techknowledgie is concerned, is to be better educated. My Administration will give grants to Americans who need assistance in being re-educated and receive advance training to compete in the world market.

This is #11 on his agenda. I don't know what to say...as far as techknowledgie is concerned...

 

[livefromDC]

Wouldn't it be downright hilarious if another vampire ran against him to split the vampire vote?

 

[SeminoleMarine]

Wouldn't it be downright hilarious if another vampire ran against him to split the vampire vote?

Finally someone who tells us to our face that he is a vampire. All the other blood-sucking leeches try to hide it until they actually get elected.

 

[krushing]

We have elected stranger folks.