Flying the Horny Skies (1 Viewer)

[DaveXA]

Well, in porn land, what that means is a hot flight attendant says "Excuse me sir, you can't do that here" and then the guy is all embarrassed and apologizes . . . then the flight attendant says "Here, let me show you where you can do that" and they go to the lavatory.

This is exactly why they do it. Secretly (or not really secretly) hoping to score.



I keep expecting to see it, but haven't yet. I wouldn't ever do that out of respect for others around me. I mean, kids don't need to see that, and most adults would rather not see it.

The same think goes for horror flicks. No one wants to see blood and guts spilling out on a plane. Yuck.

 

[Saint_Ward]

I saw a guy doing that last year. He didn’t watch for very long but I was pretty astounded. Why on earth would anyone do that?

I know someone who watches it on his phone at work. Like, regularly. Before we moved to our temporary locations, his was the first desk around the corner of a door way. So, if you came through the door, 95% of the time, he was fumbling for his phone in a panic, to shut it off before he got caught (cause you'd have a direct view).

He started turning the phone more since then, but still... I busted him (without saying anything) at least 20 times.

 

[Cage1]

I don’t think it counts for the Mile High Club if you’re alone

Tell that to my Match profile.

 

[Maxp]

Put them on the no fly list. Problem solved.

 

[Charlie Brizzown]

Put them on the no fly list. Problem solved.

Who’s going to get our beverages and peanuts?

 

[DaveXA]

Put them on the no fly list. Problem solved.

Terrorizing passengers. That makes sense. Lol.

 

[Brennan77]

I know someone who watches it on his phone at work. Like, regularly. Before we moved to our temporary locations, his was the first desk around the corner of a door way. So, if you came through the door, 95% of the time, he was fumbling for his phone in a panic, to shut it off before he got caught (cause you'd have a direct view).

He started turning the phone more since then, but still... I busted him (without saying anything) at least 20 times.

Pornography addiction is a thing.

 

[Cage1]

Pornography addiction is a thing.

Yeah, and I have it. But I can at least wait until I get home, or to a hotel, or to a McDonalds bathroom stall to chase the dragon.

 

[DaveXA]

Yeah, and I have it. But I can at least wait until I get home, or to a hotel, or to a McDonalds bathroom stall to chase the dragon.

There are dragons in McDonald's bathroom stalls? Somehow I don't find this surprising.

 

[zeetes]

I saw a guy doing that last year. He didn’t watch for very long but I was pretty astounded. Why on earth would anyone do that?

seriously though, i'm not even shocked anymore by people on planes.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Pornography addiction is a thing.

*pulls out legal pad and a pen*crosses leg*
And why do you say ‘pornography addiction is a thing’?

 

[DaveXA]

seriously though, i'm not even shocked anymore by people on planes.

Indeed, I'd rather them watch porn than be loud and belligerent with other passengers. Or beating on other people's reclined seats.

That said, the best flights are when everyone is asleep, which pretty much never happens. Meh.

 

[zeetes]

*pulls out legal pad and a pen*crosses leg*
And why do you say ‘pornography addiction is a thing’?

porno is awesome.. just not in public, well, unless its one of the porn videos shot in public, but yeah, that doesn't mean you need to watch in public.

 

[Brennan77]

Yeah, and I have it. But I can at least wait until I get home, or to a hotel, or to a McDonalds bathroom stall to chase the dragon.

And some people can't.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Indeed, I'd rather them watch porn than be loud and belligerent with other passengers. Or beating on other people's reclined seats.

That said, the best flights are when everyone is asleep, which pretty much never happens. Meh.

That recliner seat thing was crazy

I kept hoping that she would snap and punch that guy in the face