For the love of God, anyone else sick of Jay Z (1 Viewer)

BobE

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I'm sick of JayZ, Rhonde Barber, Joe Theisman, the 1 minute intro with 13 advertisments in it, commercials following commercials, the broadcasters pimping shows for their network, all the shameless plugs, the non stop rambling about nothing to do with the game, every other shot with the 2007 GMC in the background, the TV in the background showing the TV in the background that has an advertisement on it, each stat being brought to me by, each time they show the standings they have to let us know Allstate paid way too much money so they will say it was brought to us by allstate, should I go on?



very well put and i think that speaks for 98% of the fans out there :worthy:
 

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Cut him some slack, he's had a hard knock life :)
 

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This is OURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR country... and Jay-Z is a tax-paying, pizza-eating citizen. Just like you. You won't have to deal with him forever, and if you DO think that then just know that there are other options.
 

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his girlfriend sucks more. I get it. She's bootylicious. Go away.
 

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i bought me some jay-z socks, toothpaste and toilet paper...this guy is putting his name on everything
 
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You know what I'm sick of?

Hello, onStar? Yes, I was getting tacos with my son when he started chatting with a nice, 14 year old boy on the internet who was not nice, and was not a 14 year old boy, nor was he wearing a lifejacket, and yeah, he had the music going real loud, he didn't see that Shriner crossing the street on his way to cure the kid with spinal meningitis, or was he going to tutor a mentor, or coach a foster dad, or punch the earth in its kidney for taking all those cheap shots at me, the real man of genius?
 

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You know what I'm sick of?

Hello, onStar? Yes, I was getting tacos with my son when he started chatting with a nice, 14 year old boy on the internet who was not nice, and was not a 14 year old boy, nor was he wearing a lifejacket, and yeah, he had the music going real loud, he didn't see that Shriner crossing the street on his way to cure the kid with spinal meningitis, or was he going to tutor a mentor, or coach a foster dad, or punch the earth in its kidney for taking all those cheap shots at me, the real man of genius?

I don't mean to thread jack or anything but I hate those PSAs that go something like, "Oh my God." The wife says, "what is wrong?" "I was jogging and that train came out of nowhere. It almost killed me." Wife says, "promise me you will never do that again." He capitulates.

If you are dumb enough to jog on train tracks, not street cars mind you, you should die for the betterment of humanity.

Or How about that annoying ad with the mom teaching her kid about sand. She has this awful voice. "You see that? That is the water, and over here we have sand. Sand is made out of tiny pieces of rock. TINNY TINY PIECES OF ROCK." Then the kid tries to eat the sand.

I want to blow those ads up. Boom!
 

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