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[zeetes]

kale has almost no flavour at all and honestly, most people would never know it is in something unless they are told.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Kale isn't bad as long as you put some meats, cheese, tomatoes and dressing on it..lol

I'm over kale, if a recipe calls for it I use spinach instead

 

[buzd]

kale has almost no flavour at all and honestly, most people would never know it is in something unless they are told.

That's 5000% not true. Besides the flavor that it does have, it has a crunchy texture that never really goes away, even if you cook the sheet out of it.

 

[Semper]

kale has almost no flavour at all and honestly, most people would never know it is in something unless they are told.

Completely disagree. A friend told me to make kale chips in the oven and gave me a recipe. When it was done I would have preferred to eat the pan I cooked the kale in.

 

[oysters]

kale has almost no flavour at all and honestly, most people would never know it is in something unless they are told.

You may want to get checked for Covid. Your sense of taste is obviously gone

 

[zeetes]

That's 5000% not true. Besides the flavor that it does have, it has a crunchy texture that never really goes away, even if you cook the sheet out of it.

pfffff maybe not 5000%

 

[zeetes]

You may want to get checked for Covid. Your sense of taste is obviously gone

lol they have been dead a long time

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[Optimus Prime]

push the times back 2 hours and that's happened to me many times

 

[Optimus Prime]

truth

especially in the winter when it's dark

You wake up, the room is dark, you wonder 'is it 3am or 3 minutes before the alarm?'

and you hope and pray it's 3am

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[zeetes]

my favourite was when my wife told me she's listening and i was thrown back. i didn't know she could speak mandarin.

 

[bigdaddysaints]

truth

especially in the winter when it's dark

You wake up, the room is dark, you wonder 'is it 3am or 3 minutes before the alarm?'

and you hope and pray it's 3am

I am a snooze button guy.. But thats because i feel better when i wake up gradualy. I set my alarm 30 minutes early before i really need to walke up, hit the snooze button a few times, then i'm ready to roll...

 

[Optimus Prime]

I am a snooze button guy.. But thats because i feel better when i wake up gradualy. I set my alarm 30 minutes early before i really need to walke up, hit the snooze button a few times, then i'm ready to roll...

I used to do that exact same thing

I've hit snooze for over an hour before (why is snooze always 9 minutes?)

sometimes it feels like that 9 minutes lasts only a few seconds before the alarm is going off again, sometimes it seems to last forever (which is awesome) but it takes so long that I'm sure I turned the alarm off instead of snooze and wake up in a panic thinking I've way overslept. Nope, all good, in fact I still have 2 minutes to go

 

[Semper]

I am a snooze button guy.. But thats because i feel better when i wake up gradualy. I set my alarm 30 minutes early before i really need to walke up, hit the snooze button a few times, then i'm ready to roll...

My wife does that. Drives me batshirt. I am one of those oddities that wakes up immediately. Now I wake up every morning a couple minutes before the alarm. I don’t even use one anymore.