Further proof Microsoft is the debil (1 Viewer)

There goes my posting on-line while at work.....my facial expression monitoring gave me away....:ezbill:
 
Good lord. I wouldn't do that if I was an employer. Monitoring the employees "well being" would do nothing other than make them agitated and depressed. Not a good combination for a work site.

If the Post Office adopts this technology, I would expect 3-4 shootings a week.
 
I would get fired if all of my expressions of anger and frustration were sensed at work. Hmm, or maybe I would get promoted. I can imagine a message coming up on the screen. John, judging by your facial expression, body temperature and pulse rate, Microsoft Big Brother Ware has determined that you need to defocate. Please proceed to the nearest restroom and log in from there.
 
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employee to boss - i was sick, you didnt tell me i was sick, you woked me till i was sick and never told me - im suing you and bill gates
 

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