Gay Flamingos at Denver Zoo (1 Viewer)

[Joe OKC]

I imagine that Pride month is challenging for you @Joe OKC . So much gay everywhere you look. Lol.

I know that's right. But I am not worried, I keep my doors locked at night. That keeps the gay out.

But a long as the animals don't start dressing in drag and performing at my favorite club I think that I will survive. But just barely.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You do know that same sex pairings are common throughout the animal kingdom, correct?

I actually didn’t know that

That would seem to forever answer whether being gay is genetic or a choice

 

[coldseat]

I know that's right. But I am not worried, I keep my doors locked at night. That keeps the gay out.

But a long as the animals don't start dressing in drag and performing at my favorite club I think that I will survive. But just barely.

You shouldn't have any worries. They gays aren't coming for you. They could honestly care less as long as you aren't trying to show up a Pride parades to protest.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I know that's right. But I am not worried, I keep my doors locked at night. That keeps the gay out.

But a long as the animals don't start dressing in drag and performing at my favorite club I think that I will survive. But just barely.

Or play with children at the library?

 

[Joe OKC]

You shouldn't have any worries. They gays aren't coming for you. They could honestly care less as long as you aren't trying to show up a Pride parades to protest.

You would be surprised to know that I've been to pride parades to support my friends.

And they don't have a problem with me either, cause I don't go to their libraries and tell kids we need the second amendment, stop abortions and vote republican... or that my dog only screw prostitute poodles...

 

[Brad Mojo]

Actually they are biologically flamingos but they identify as storks.

 

[coldseat]

You would be surprised to know that I've been to pride parades to support my friends.

And they don't have a problem with me either, cause I don't go to their libraries and tell kids we need the second amendment, stop abortions and vote republican... or that my dog only screw prostitute poodles...

I didn't even know the gays had their own libraries. Around here, they use the same libraries as everybody else. And they can use the whole library too, not just the gay parts of it. Lol.

But yeah, everybody is welcome at Pride as long as you aren't showing up to protest and be an arse (you can have an arse, just not be one ). So not surprised at all.

 

[mikaloyd]

 

[mikaloyd]

You shouldn't have any worries. They gays aren't coming for you. They could honestly care less as long as you aren't trying to show up a Pride parades to protest.

Dont be so sure

I found a copy of the Gay Agenda

The gay agenda exposed[edit]

• 07:00–07:30 – Get up, get dressed.
• 07:30–07:45 – Breakfast.
• 07:45–08:00 – Walk to train station.
• 08:00–08:45 – Ride train to work.
• 08:45–09:00 – Get coffee.
• 09:00–11:00 – Work: answer e-mails, prepare reports, have meetings.
• 11:00–11:10 – Cup of coffee and a biscuit.
• 11:10–13:00 – More work.
• 13:00–14:00 – Go to canteen, get lunch.
• 14:00–17:00 – More work.
• 17:00–17:30 – Don pink jackboots, take over world, destroy foundations of Judeo-Christian morality, recruit children to become part of liberal, abortionist, Satanic, socialist, communist sex cult to promote Hollywood values.
• 17:30–18:15 – Travel home.
• 18:15–19:00 – Have dinner.
• 19:00–19:30 – Relaxing bath.
• 19:30–21:30 – Watch TV.
• 21:30–22:00 – Browse the web.
• 22:00 – Go to bed.
• 23:00 – Wake up again.
• 23:30 – Go outside, and break into homes, and with magic laserbeams from the eyes, turn everyone gay.
• 24:00 – Have a one-night stand with Joe OKC, and go to sleep.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Dont be so sure

I found a copy of the Gay Agenda

The gay agenda exposed[edit]

• 07:00–07:30 – Get up, get dressed.
• 07:30–07:45 – Breakfast.
• 07:45–08:00 – Walk to train station.
• 08:00–08:45 – Ride train to work.
• 08:45–09:00 – Get coffee.
• 09:00–11:00 – Work: answer e-mails, prepare reports, have meetings.
• 11:00–11:10 – Cup of coffee and a biscuit.
• 11:10–13:00 – More work.
• 13:00–14:00 – Go to canteen, get lunch.
• 14:00–17:00 – More work.
• 17:00–17:30 – Don pink jackboots, take over world, destroy foundations of Judeo-Christian morality, recruit children to become part of liberal, abortionist, Satanic, socialist, communist sex cult to promote Hollywood values.
• 17:30–18:15 – Travel home.
• 18:15–19:00 – Have dinner.
• 19:00–19:30 – Relaxing bath.
• 19:30–21:30 – Watch TV.
• 21:30–22:00 – Browse the web.
• 22:00 – Go to bed.
• 23:00 – Wake up again.
• 23:30 – Go outside, and break into homes, and with magic laserbeams from the eyes, turn everyone gay.
• 24:00 – Have a one-night stand with Joe OKC, and go to sleep.

that's the totally unfair thing about the gays - since they don't have kids, they have the time and energy to do all that important stuff

 

[faceman]

Despite all the jokes I learned something new. I didn't know a flamingo could live almost 100 years in captivity.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Despite all the jokes I learned something new. I didn't know a flamingo could live almost 100 years in captivity.

All relationships have their struggles, but ‘captivity’?
Cmon

 

[mikaloyd]

In related news a guy just bought the town of Hell, Michigan, and renamed it Gay Hell, Michigan.
https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc...wn-renames-it-gay-hell-protest-trump-n1018561

That'll get a chilly reception

 

[Dago]

I didn't even know the gays had their own libraries. Around here, they use the same libraries as everybody else. And they can use the whole library too, not just the gay parts of it. Lol.

But yeah, everybody is welcome at Pride as long as you aren't showing up to protest and be an arse (you can have an arse, just not be one ). So not surprised at all.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It’s not just gay birds

Now it’s gay bird adoption
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BERLIN — To the untrained eye, Skipper and Ping look like a typical king penguin couple.

Standing side by side at the Berlin Zoo with their flippers touching, they take turns carefully nestling an egg between their feet in the hope that it will eventually hatch the chick they have both long sought.

Except these two 10-year-olds are both male — and the latest in a long succession of same-sex penguins that have coupled up to adopt an egg.

At zoos in London, Australia and New York, male and female penguins have for years entered same-sex relationships to incubate eggs into chicks, delighting zookeepers and some visitors while stirring anger and revulsion in others..........

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2019/08/14/same-sex-penguin-couples-keep-adopting-eggs-berlin-zoo-is-celebrating/