GEORGIA BEGINS SEASON WITH HUMILIATING LOSS
Georgia began their campaign for a national title in college football with a disheartening loss to the nation of Russia over the weekend, according to international observers and correspondents on the ground.
Using a powerful ground game and a dominating aerial assault, the Russians broke through the vaunted Georgia line “with the ease of a hot knife through butter,” according to Major General Vassily Pretsky at a press conference in Moscow on Sunday night.
“We have neutralized the their offensive front with tanks and missiles, and eliminated any threat through the air with a concentrated assault on their defenses. There was little challenge in the matter for us.”
“Surrender, Bulldogs of Georgia, before we run out of the mercy we have displayed thus far.”
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/08/11/georgia-begins-season-with-humiliating-loss/
Georgia began their campaign for a national title in college football with a disheartening loss to the nation of Russia over the weekend, according to international observers and correspondents on the ground.
Using a powerful ground game and a dominating aerial assault, the Russians broke through the vaunted Georgia line “with the ease of a hot knife through butter,” according to Major General Vassily Pretsky at a press conference in Moscow on Sunday night.
“We have neutralized the their offensive front with tanks and missiles, and eliminated any threat through the air with a concentrated assault on their defenses. There was little challenge in the matter for us.”
“Surrender, Bulldogs of Georgia, before we run out of the mercy we have displayed thus far.”
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/08/11/georgia-begins-season-with-humiliating-loss/