Gettin' Married in 7 days (1 Viewer)

[eaux-yeah]

Never done that before.

Should prove interesting.

Kinda frightened, kinda not.



That's all, nothing else to see here. :1057:

 

[TPS]

Congrats O. Many happy years lie ahead. Say hello to the bride for me.



TPS

 

[gboudx]

Texas chick?

Congrats.

 

[KudzuQueen]

I can't wait to drink everything at the reception! I mean, see you get married! It took ya'll long enough..dang!

 

[MSUSousaphone]

Rock on, man.

(insert witty 'you'll be miserable' comment here)

Don't lose your ring afterwards, they don't like that.

 

[Waymer]

What would happen if the server were to go down during the wedding...where would your loyalty lie then? Here you've got 10,000 die-hards as compared to 1 future wife. Surely there are priorities, right?

 

[theSpaniard]

Congratulations...where's the honeymoon?

 

[MSUSousaphone]

What would happen if the server were to go down during the wedding...where would your loyalty lie then? Here you've got 10,000 die-hards as compared to 1 future wife. Surely there are priorities, right?

The sting of 10,000 angry fans hurts less than one bridezilla. Maybe he can leave us instructions.

Oh, and by the way, if you DO lose your ring just order a new one the day ita happens, when it comes in tell her you found it under the couch cushions, and throw away ANY mail that may show above said purchase praying the whole time that she doesn't find out.

 

[primadox]

Congratulations! Marriage is great....I highly recommend it.

Important question....is she a Saints fan???

 

[bayou bengal77]

Never done that before.

Should prove interesting.

Kinda frightened, kinda not.



That's all, nothing else to see here. :1057:

dont make that mistake

 

[Chop]

 

[DadsDream]

A few reminders, eaux-yeah:

1. There is no CleanMgr for women's memories.

2. Defragging won't work - Women's minds are permantly fragmented with immovable files (about what you said, what you did, the price of that clearance sale item that she just had to have but that somebody stole while she was thinking over the purchase and visiting the ladies room where she just happened to run into a friend she used to know who married what's-his-name, but divorced him, but not before they had two kids together which worked out fine because she got to keep the house where she lives next-door to what's-her-name, who left her husband after he had an affair with his own kid's school teacher (go figure) and they ended up moving out-of-state and she's right back teaching again (can you believe) and she really, really wanted that clearance sale item and it's YOUR FAULT that she didn't get it because if you'd given her more money, she wouldn't have had to think it over and she wouldn't have gone to the ladies' room andshewouldn'thaverunintoheroldfriend...)

 

[KudzuQueen]

Ha ha!

 

[BullDawg]

Congrats and best wishes eaux-yeah.

 

[DadsDream]

eaux-yeah, you will also need

Dadsdream's Computer Nerd to Female Translations

NERD
$ = Upgrade, increased throughput, enhanced capabilities, more efficient memory dumps.

FEMALE
$ = Sweet. "Isn't that stuffed giraffe sweet?"
$$ = Darling. "Isn't that ceramic bird just darling?"
$$$ = Adorable. "Isn't that bedroom furniture set just adorable?"
$$$$ = Perfect. "That diamond and tanzanite ring is just perfect!"