GF is making me watch Project Runway... (1 Viewer)

GF is making me watch Project Runway...

  • Kill myself

    Votes: 25 45.5%
  • Watch and be quiet

    Votes: 6 10.9%
  • Other, allow me to explain

    Votes: 11 20.0%
  • Tacoes

    Votes: 13 23.6%

  • Total voters
    55
i, sir, have an MFA in dance and toured the world with various Modern Dance companies -- for the last 24 years about 80% my colleagues have been female, i'm about as close as a straight man can get to the other side without and operation and even i can't do project runway







ok, Mr. 'I majored in Dance.' :hihi:





actually the movie where that line came from was Mr. Holland's Opus (Jay Thomas' football coach character says he 'minored in Modern Dance') and, coincidentally, it was on TV tonight; after watching it again, it is solidly in my Top Five... WHAT an incredible movie... *and* something we could both agree to watch.
 
Poop on her chest. I saw it in a porno, it seems to straighten them out. At the very least, it will shut her up.
 
When my girlfriend puts on something absurd like Real Housewives of...Wherever, it causes me to scream in agony. She usually turns it off. Try it.
 
Is she nude at least when she makes you watch this crap?
 
Start crying after sex. I do this and women don't want me to watch anything with them.
 
...right now.. Should I:


a) Kill myself

b) Watch and be quiet

c) Other, allow me to explain.

d) Tacoes
Mine makes me watch also. There are worse things you could be forced to watch. This is how I justify it. Since I am a Chef, and work with my hands, I champion any sort of tradesman. Project Runway is ok because there is no gossip type reality show drama. It is strictly about the designers physically making their clothes which I respect. I could care less about any sort of man card or socially assigned masculine identifiers. I made her watch GG Allen Hated, and all sort of hip hop docs, graf docs, break dancing docs, every time she gets into my car she has to listen to Wu-Tang or some crazy doom metal. It's all give n' take and it is all relative. Your girl wants you to watch something with her, just imagine the crap you put her through. I do have my limits though, I won't watch dramas or sit-coms. If I can't watch a movie or listen to music I much rather the stupid non-commitment gaze of a reality show.
 
So what you're saying is you have a TV in your kitchen?
:smilielol:
No, it's at the OP. It was a gender joke basically "why isn't your GF in the kitchen."

I just now read the post you made right above mine and saw you were a chef. I see why it was confusing. :spit:

Sorry bout that, should've quoted the OP for clarity.
 
aaaaaaaannnndddd....... 'Kill Myself' is running away with the vote... Thanks guys. :9:

The people have spoken! Do the honorable thing... (and dont watch the show:hihi:)
 

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