God vs Satan (And the usual suspects): A Polar Opposites Pole? (1 Viewer)

Who's side are you on?

  • Old Testament God (An eye for an eye and the occasional she-bear.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • New Testament God (Even if you don't believe, Jesus was Fonzie cool. )

    Votes: 7 18.4%
  • Satan (James Dean with a cause?)

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Eve ("Seriously, You create a tree to tempt me and blame me when I take the bait?")

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Adam ("She said it was okay.")

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Xenu (Mission Impossible.)

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Buddha ("If a tree falls in the forest, did Kurt Cobain reach Nirvana?")

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Allah (I'm too nervous to make a joke here.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other (Okay, honesty. I'm lazy and tired of typing. Pick a Deity.)

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Robert Johnson (The man was just trying to flag a ride.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Harold Angel

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Johnny Favorite

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tacoes Hell?(Any Taco Bell reference will do.)

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Thread is invalid. It should be "Whose" not "Who's"

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Keyser Söze (The Usual Suspect/) .

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster (Flying pasta is a holy thing)

    Votes: 5 13.2%
  • Chaos (requested by Eve in a blue dress)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • George Bush (This thread is becoming a Saddam mess.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • God is a concept by which we measure our pain

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Baby Jesus

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    38

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4 “Where were you when I laid the foundation of the earth?
Tell me, if you have understanding.
5 Who determined its measurements—surely you know!
Job 38:4-5 English Standard Version (ESV)

“Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.”
John Milton, Paradise Lost

Heaven help me for the way I am
Save me from these evil deeds before I get them done
I know tomorrow brings the consequence at hand
But I keep living this day
Like the next will never come
Fiona (Eve) Apple, Criminal
 
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Tacos hell. Ever eaten too much of the wrong thing at Taco Bell? It can bring any of these deities to their knees. Or stuck on the can. Either way. You can’t stop the bum rush of Taco Bell.
 
Tacos hell. Ever eaten too much of the wrong thing at Taco Bell? It can bring any of these deities to their knees. Or stuck on the can. Either way. You can’t stop the bum rush of Taco Bell.

Wouldn’t that be all of them?

But especially any with that “melted cheese”?

Along with the KFC thread currently active, I think I notice a pattern. Haven’t had Pizza Hut in a long time but I would assume it still sucks too.

That conglomerate is full of consuckalot
 

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