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You lookin to step up your game? You tryin to get the ladies lookin your way at crab island this summer? You wanna catch delicious fish to feed and impress the ladies you met at crab island? Look no further player, this boat does it all! This boat boosts your attraction number by 3, let me break that down, you're a 5 BOOM you're an 8! The girls at the crab are gonna be puttin up Michael Phelps times swimming after you in this beast! You wanna talk fishin? This boat is the Michael Jordan and Wayne Gretzky's love child of slayin fish, talkin MVP! Let me tell you about this motor, a Johnson 9.9! That's the same motor that the space shuttle used! This boat will also be your best friend. Had a long day? Need someone to talk to? No need to go to the therapist, your trusty john boat is right here for you!

Dont panic bro, this ad is real and this boat could really be yours! Its just an email away!
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