Guidomerkinsrules has incredible will-power (1 Viewer)

[SigFreudianSlip]

I was wondering why I felt so peaceful lately.

He’s just trapped in the dryer trap. Once he figures a way out, your peace will be shattered.
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[Saint_Ward]

So he gives up SR for lent, but he gives himself permission to use what is basically the SR Politics board?

Reminds me of when i was 12 and gave up soft drinks for lent, but i drank Hawaiian Punch every day because it was ‘non-carbonated.’

Or like when I've given up alcohol for Lent.. except for St. Paddy's day.

 

[SystemShock]

Being a godless heathen has its advantages

 

[livefromDC]

Being a godless heathen has its advantages

Longer weekends

 

[saintmdterps]

Agreed. He’s lurking and having a hard time not commenting. Especially now.

Wait, so he's lurking here and commenting on MAP board? What kind of mental gymnastics is he engaging so that he can connive that into giving up SR.com for Lent? What a cheater. He should change his handle to billbelicheckrules

 

[Crzycjunx76]

If by inside you mean EE or maybe whole interwebz then yes.

he gets a divorce from us for lent every year. He leaves at first ash and rides the bunny back in.

If Easter is canceled, how is he coming back.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

It’s hella impressive.

He’s like Job.

All of you people crushing on Guido will only inflate his already massive ego.

If he comes back to EE riding a donkey, just know I tried to warn you.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

All of you people crushing on Guido will only inflate his already massive ego.

If he comes back to EE riding a donkey, just know I tried to warn you.

What if he's riding a buffalo?

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

What if he's riding a buffalo?

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

All of you people crushing on Guido will only inflate his already massive ego.

If he comes back to EE riding a donkey, just know I tried to warn you.

What if he’s riding a dolphin? ?

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I haven't drank more right now than I usually do but I may be more drunk than I normally would be.

 

[zeetes]

What if he’s riding a dolphin? ?

or, get this, a porpoise

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

or, get this, a porpoise

Does anyone ride a porpoise on purpose?

Edit: If Scorpius could say that sentence without slurring, I would be impressed.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Does anyone ride a porpoise on purpose?

Edit: If Scorpius could say that sentence without slurring, I would be impressed.

Do you want to make a bet? of Course i can say sthat without ssslurringg!

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Seriously, I'm forking drunk right now and yet can be grammatically correct.