Happy Birthday Al Gore (1 Viewer)

[Jacob]

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Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. (born March 31, 1948) is an American politician, teacher, businessman, and environmentalist. From 1993 to 2001, he was the 45th Vice President of the United States under the Clinton administration.

Previously, Gore had served in the United States House of Representatives (1977–85) and the United States Senate (1985–93) representing Tennessee. He was the Democratic nominee for President in the 2000 election — one of the most controversial and highly contested presidential elections in U.S. history. Despite the fact that he won a plurality of the popular vote, with over half a million more votes than the Republican candidate George W. Bush, Gore ultimately lost the electoral college. A month of ballot recounts and court challenges in the state of Florida led the U. S. Supreme Court to end the highly disputed contest with its final ruling of Bush v. Gore, handing the electoral college victory, and consequently the presidency, to Bush.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_gore

 

[jdn9201]

Heh..all I notice from that picture is WOW he's porked up in the last few years.

 

[BullDawg]

You think?

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[TPS]

Good ole Al Gore, a footnote in American history. The first guy (or maybe the second if you count Nixon in 1960) who based on live people who showed up for the polls in November 2000 and planned to vote, won the popular vote by a large margin and would have won the electoral college. For all those whose lame replies over 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 included, "I would have hated to see what might have happend had Al Gore been elected" (rhetorical comment to 9/11/01), all I can do is stick out my tongue and slobber on each and every one of you.

Now 300 million people (or at least 265,000,000 of the reasonable ones) should be saying, "What if? indeed." Nothing could have been worse than the disaster of this Administration, one of the most anti-American (where American = you and I or Americans) administrations in modern history.

Nothing that all the master scare tacticians of the Vast Right Wing Nutjob Conspiracy could have cooked up as to how much Al Gore could have screwed things up could equate with what we got instead.

I hope each and every one of you ill informed voters who allowed the neocons, warhawks and psycho-right media to convince you of how important "the global battle against terror" was in relation to all other issues goes to confession or jumps into a 50' pile of cow maneure in order to disinfect the cess that got all over you.

JMHO (where H = Honest)

:rock:

TPS

 

[Dave]

 

[Frank The Rat]

I heard he invented the birthday

 

[AR Saint]

Happy Birthday to the Goreacle!!!

All hail the great prophet of the enviro-cult movement!!!


I hear from the Goreacle's minions that he plans to have a BIG birthday cake. No candles though - the CO2 emissions would be too high...

 

[staphory]

Good ole Al Gore, a footnote in American history. The first guy (or maybe the second if you count Nixon in 1960) who based on live people who showed up for the polls in November 2000 and planned to vote, won the popular vote by a large margin and would have won the electoral college. For all those whose lame replies over 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 included, "I would have hated to see what might have happend had Al Gore been elected" (rhetorical comment to 9/11/01), all I can do is stick out my tongue and slobber on each and every one of you.

Now 300 million people (or at least 265,000,000 of the reasonable ones) should be saying, "What if? indeed." Nothing could have been worse than the disaster of this Administration, one of the most anti-American (where American = you and I or Americans) administrations in modern history.

Nothing that all the master scare tacticians of the Vast Right Wing Nutjob Conspiracy could have cooked up as to how much Al Gore could have screwed things up could equate with what we got instead.

I hope each and every one of you ill informed voters who allowed the neocons, warhawks and psycho-right media to convince you of how important "the global battle against terror" was in relation to all other issues goes to confession or jumps into a 50' pile of cow maneure in order to disinfect the cess that got all over you.

JMHO (where H = Honest)

:rock:

TPS

nice drivel

 

[staphory]

I can't believe how bad he looks now! He was rockin' the beard for a while...nice look for him. He really let himself go. I wonder if he has given up any political aspirations? Seems weird that in American politics one failed run at the Presidency equals the end.

 

[TPS]

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hahahaha. That's great.

>>nice drivel

Thanks. It's brought to you by Rockstar Energy + Guava. This is like the 3rd 16 oz can of crack I've had today. I've got another one in the refrigerator. I hope they don't find out in the future that this **** is actually bad for your health.

TPS

 

[whodatfever]

Good ole Al Gore, a footnote in American history. The first guy (or maybe the second if you count Nixon in 1960) who based on live people who showed up for the polls in November 2000 and planned to vote, won the popular vote by a large margin and would have won the electoral college. For all those whose lame replies over 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 included, "I would have hated to see what might have happend had Al Gore been elected" (rhetorical comment to 9/11/01), all I can do is stick out my tongue and slobber on each and every one of you.

Now 300 million people (or at least 265,000,000 of the reasonable ones) should be saying, "What if? indeed." Nothing could have been worse than the disaster of this Administration, one of the most anti-American (where American = you and I or Americans) administrations in modern history.

Nothing that all the master scare tacticians of the Vast Right Wing Nutjob Conspiracy could have cooked up as to how much Al Gore could have screwed things up could equate with what we got instead.

I hope each and every one of you ill informed voters who allowed the neocons, warhawks and psycho-right media to convince you of how important "the global battle against terror" was in relation to all other issues goes to confession or jumps into a 50' pile of cow maneure in order to disinfect the cess that got all over you.

JMHO (where H = Honest)


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:bawl:

 

[TPS]

>>:bawl:

Please. I voted for Harry Browne in 2000 (no offense, but there was no way I would bring myself to vote for Al bore Gore or W. I have way too much self-respect).

Know your enemy before you make yourself look silly thinking you actually know what your talking about. Really.

But that smiley always makes me laugh.

:rock:

TPS

 

[staphory]

>>

hahahaha. That's great.

>>nice drivel

Thanks. It's brought to you by Rockstar Energy + Guava. This is like the 3rd 16 oz can of crack I've had today. I've got another one in the refrigerator. I hope they don't find out in the future that this **** is actually bad for your health.

TPS

Holy Carp! 3?! Jeez. Try not to have a heart attack tonight OK?

 

[AR Saint]

BTW - all you followers of the Goreacle...

To relieve you of guilt, I have started a new business. I'm in the carbon offset industry now.

For the bargain price of $2 I will hold my breath once a year in order to reduce your carbon footprint.

Please PM me if you are a follower of the Goreacle and wish to be absolved of your enviro-sins. I will provide a PayPal address where you can purchase a carbon offset.

No need to thank me - this is a public service I am happy to provide.

(All funds collected will be used to offset my use and/or explusion of carbon)

Void where prohibited. Some restrictions apply. Not valid with any other kook left-wing cause. Offer ends once the planet has melted...

 

[TPS]

>>BTW - all you followers of the Goreacle...

hahahahahaha Great post.

I think Max Libido was advertising for that gig too a while back.

TPS