Happy Friday thread please! No politics, no urine, no dying babies... (1 Viewer)

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...no lynching, no nooses. Let's try.

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I had a dream that I was a porn star, but when I woke up I realized my kid put a baseball bat in my bed while I was sleeping.
 

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According to your chart, this cheesy monkey with no pants is going to be the funniest thing in the Internet. And yet somehow, it's not. :covri:
According to the graph, it needs pants I'd say.
 
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Or I could upload a .jpg of my boarding pass for tonight. Gonna head to L.A. househunting and canoodling with my wife. Yay me!
 

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Niece: "Hey! I won free Barry Manilow tickets! Please, no smart remarks."

Dads: Congrats! I'm so jealous. You'll get to hear all my great old classic favorites!

"Looks Like Tomatoes"
"Even Cows"
"Trying to Get the Feeling Again (since my facelift)"
"I Write the Songs (that all sound the same)"
"Can't Smile Without You (but I'm trying like hell)"
"It's a Miracle! (that a TV ad jingle writer gets to be as famous as me)"

I'll leave you with Barry's most famous song...
"You deserve a break today...so get out and get away...to McDonald's!"

Niece: "I said no smart remarks! Don't you read?"

Dads: "I was screwing up Barrry Manilow lyrics when you were still in potty training (and not doing too well at it, I might add) young lady. Who died and put you in charge?"

Niece: "Sigh! I knew it...I knew you'd bring up my potty training again!"

Dads: "That's what family is for...to embarrass you."

:hihi:
 

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I had 3 major exams in 24 hours, I slept maybe 3 hours a night all week, Early in the week I had an embryology exam, then the last 2 days I had Physics, Botany, and Organic Chemistry.

In Chemistry I recieved the lowest mark I have EVER recieved on an exam, 48.

The class average was 43, the highest score was an 81, There was 1 b, 3 c's, 10 D'd and 15 F's, with 2 scores of 7%.

But the teacher does not think it is a reflection of her.
 

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