Hatchet wielding hitchhiker saves the day! (1 Viewer)

[Ross]

Ummmm.... WUT?

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A homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker named Kai is being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of a bear-hugging racist who claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

The story goes like this: After ramming his car into a black Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) worker in West Fresno and pinning him to his utility truck, an unidentified man attempted to make things much worse by exiting his vehicle and physically pulling on the injured worker.

Tanya Baker, an eyewitness, saw the man walk back to his car and tried to stop him, only to have him turn around and try to smother her with a bear hug.

"He just kept saying he's Jesus Christ and he's going to save all of us," she told the local Fox affiliate, KMPH, "but we have to get - he used the n-word, meaning the black people &#8212; he said we need to get them off the earth."

Enter Kai, who was hitching a ride with Racist Jesus at the time of the accident.

"Like a guy that big can snap a woman's neck like a pencil stick," he recalled thinking at the time. "So I ******* ran up behind him with a hatchet - smash, smash, suh-mash!"

Kai's hatchet blows managed to beat the driver back, ultimately saving Baker &#8212; and others &#8212; from an unknown fate.

Full interview - Language Warning!

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[TXSAINTFAN]

Smash, smash, suh-mash! Tragic incident but the hitchhiker was pretty funny with his description.

You just never know when people are going to go crazy.

 

[IntenseSaint]

They need to auto-tune that guy

 

[Zack Lee]

that is straight out of a Tarantino film. "You got a last name?" "No, I don't got nothin!"

 

[Firecross]

This reminds me of this video.

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[BobE]

I'd like to party with that guy

 

[mulletslinger]

They need to auto-tune that guy

melodysheep!

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Jesus is never appreciated in his time

 

[FLIPPY]

Hey Kramer dude, you ever killed a man before? - YouTube

 

[Geldo]

Hi Honey how was your day?
Oh fine...I was attacked by racist Jesus and rescued by a hatchet-weilding hitchiker.
That's nice dear - any crystal meth left? I did my last stash at work this afternoon....

 

[coldseat]

"If he's ******* Jesus Christ, I'm going to be the ******* Anti-Christ. **** that!" Kia


Lol. The incident isn't funny, Kia sure is. I support Kia. Keep on hitchhiking Kia, we need more of you out there.