How much is a windshield for a 1997 Chevy Aluminum? (1 Viewer)

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Customer: How much is a windshield for a 1997 Chevy Aluminum?

Me: Mam, did you ask the price for a Chevy Lumina?

Customer: No, a Chevy Aluminum.

Me: Mam, there is no such thing as a Chevy Aluminum.

Customer: How you don't know what an Aluminum is?

Me: Mam, Aluminum is an element, the periodic table has it listed as AI, it is the most abundent metal on earth and is used for anything from cans to aircraft. Yes, I know what aluminum is.

Customer: Well how much is the windshield for one?

Me: $150+ tax is the price of a new windshield for a 1997 Lumina.

Customer hangs phone up.






Ten minutes later the phone rings.

Me: A Pain in the Glass

Customer: How much is a windshield for a 1991 Chevy Aluminum?

Me: $6,238.47

Customer: WHO?

Me: Mam, it is a very vare car and the windshield is extremely hard to get. In fact, the only other Chevy Aluminum I ever heard of was one 1997 model from a customer that called earlier today.

Customer hangs phone up.



Sometimes losing a customer is good thing.
 

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Ten minutes later the phone rings.

Me: A Pain in the Glass

Customer: How much is a windshield for a 1991 Chevy Aluminum?

Me: $6,238.47

Customer: WHO?

Me: Mam, it is a very vare car and the windshield is extremely hard to get. In fact, the only other Chevy Aluminum I ever heard of was one 1997 model from a customer that called earlier today.
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Yakov Smirnoff, Russian comedian, at the car dealer. Paraphrasing:

"My friend say he have lemon car. I want lemon car."

"Here ya go, right here, my friend!"

"This is not lemon. This is Ford Pinto."

"Trust me...trust me, my friend...THIS is a lemon!"

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