How to open a Coconut.... if you ever wondered.. (1 Viewer)

Watch it, Alex, your yankeeness is showing. :D Next you'll be posting how to suck the sugar out of sugarcane. :hihi:
 
How to tie dye a simple spiral.

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Very nice .. I learnded sumtin taday....
 


That was a brutal shot!! WOW .. now I see what I am up against....

I didnt want to have to do this but... OUT WITH THE BIG GUNS!!!!

HOW TO MILK A GOAT!!!!!

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Oh, you want to go there huh?
Here is what I had to do to deworm one of the horses.

http://www.lambriarvet.com/vet-deworm-chart.php

Using the Nasogastric tube is less fun than it sounds!

WOW.. That was just.... .... ..... ouch!! ...

but I can take a shot like that and stay on my feet to return fire Mr gross post....

This is not only the knock-out shot...... its really good information for any dog owners who may be lurking on the thread....

http://www.articlestree.com/pets/how-to-give-your-dog-home-made-enema-tx54077.html
 
now you educate me on something...

I will.. on.. "How to Whack a Nut."

Twenty years ago with a broken heart I asked God if I could leave. He said "Yes". So I said. "Well God. I'll go to sleep and the first name I hear tomorrow I will go." Somehow the next day the radio was on AM and they was talking about Miami.

So keeping my word, I threw everything in a '76 Chevy Nova and GONE.

My Proudest job was http://www.venetianpool.com/

We were working on a set of Condos on Hwy 1 by the beach. Our job was to pull up the old balcony rugs and repair the concrete.. We are talkng about 40 rows and 200 ft long pieces of old satroturf... Western Waterproofing was throwing it out... Like any clean up job... Cept this old boy said he had a 68 Camaro for $800...

Where's my beer? brb...

So I had this apt next to the washing machines but it was on the intercoastal. Oh.. and wait until I tell the tale of three days of fish and bait...

So i took a bunch of carpet rolls and took them to JS Fish Camp, Okachobee Fl...

I rented this space at the flea market, and sold every single one of them rolls of carpet... It was always the first roll, after the old lady looked at every single friggin one. Well this old woman in the booth next to me walks up and back and comes up with this machete'.

The ole man made em by hand, and I bought one...

Pizza delievery girls that wear da FDL are kewl, hey bil...

So I climbed up this tree and whaked this nut, and it fell down and hit the dog on the head... We gave the dog an asprin...

But I came back with a wife from NYC...

You Whack at an 45* angle... Cut the husk until you hit core. Then just hit one time hard.

Joe
 
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