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Short people scare me, although they are mildly amusing far away.

What the hell should be an American motto for how we use our money some times.

If Lewis Black told you who to vote for, would you listen or just laugh at him?

Where you really born to run?

Bugs Bunny is a conniving, obnoxious smart *** who Elmer Fudd should have iced of years ago.

It the mirrors, baby!!!!!


If Bruce Springsteen told you to vote for Ralph Nader, would he really be born to run then?
Because it seems like he is every time the election comes up.

ra is not an ancient Egyptian deity, though from what I have have heard he does like Buddha.

Why is the Bronx still burning?
Hasn't anyone put the fire out yet, 30 years is long enough


We did not start the fire, that was by some arson freak in California a while back and whose *** is going to be thrown to jail.

I got up this morning and had some bacon and eggssssss!!!!!!

I grew up chitlin curcuit music and by the good music of sweet gospel soul bands
is this

were we came in?

I believe in a New World Order run by Hulk Hogan
 
... email forward?

I can only hope.
 
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Someone jumped the shark but wasn't notified.....
 
Just got home from illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.
Imagination sets in, pretty soon Im singin,


Doo, doo, doo, lookin out my back door.

Theres a giant doing cartwheels, a statue wearin high heels.
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
A dinosaur victrola listning to buck owens.

Doo, doo, doo, lookin out my back door.

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Wont you take a ride on the flyin spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Wondrous apparition provided by magician.
Doo, doo, doo, lookin out my back door.

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Wont you take a ride on the flyin spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Bother me tomorrow, today, Ill buy no sorrows.

Doo, doo, doo, lookin out my back door.

Forward troubles illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!
Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.
Bother me tomorrow, today, Ill buy no sorrows.

Doo, doo, doo, lookin out my back door.
 

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