I have an official [tm] name tag on my door.. (1 Viewer)

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And new sensor lights in my office. Looks like the University is trying to save money, because when I walk out, they go off, when I come in, they click on.

And they're really, really, really bright. I'm getting a tan as we speak.
 
Just sit very still, and your problem will be solved.

Not only that, people will assume you are fast-tracked for tenure. :hihi:
 
Official name tag?

A. Printed on cardboard.
B. Etched on a plastic plaque.
C. Enscribed in brass or bronze.

Details...details!
 
Official name tag?

A. Printed on cardboard.
B. Etched on a plastic plaque.
C. Enscribed in brass or bronze.

Details...details!


Option B. I'm about to break one of these lightbulbs. Brand. New. Florescent lights.

And all the students are going insane here because next week is finals.

HEEEELLLLLLLPPPP!!
 
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Option B? Etched in plastic. Standard state-issue.

That means they definitely plan to keep you around at least through the end of the school year.

An etched metal nametag, on the other hand, would mean they want to keep you on a long-term basis.
 
I hate sensor lights. I had them in my old office. If you are somewhat still for a period of time...off go the the lights. Then you have to wave your arm to get it to turn back on. When we moved into our new digs, I made sure that my office did not have sensor lights.
 
I hate sensor lights. I had them in my old office. If you are somewhat still for a period of time...off go the the lights. Then you have to wave your arm to get it to turn back on. When we moved into our new digs, I made sure that my office did not have sensor lights.

All you need is one of those giant drinking birds and a bucket of water.
 

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