i love watching macho dummies getting tased (1 Viewer)

[Det. Brees]

http://www.lasvegasnow.com/global/v... NHP Trooper Uses Taser on Man&vt1=v&at1=News - Special Coverage&d1=149033&LaunchPageAdTag=News&activePane=info&playerVersion=1&hostPageUrl=http%3A//www.lasvegasnow.com/Global/story.asp%3FS%3D7880651&rnd=59211321

 

[CitySaint]

Did you see the vid where they tasered a bull and he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

 

[Det. Brees]

Did you see the vid where they tasered a bull and he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

oh yeah..
its cool how it works. no long lasting side effects. as soon as it shut off the bull jumps back up and rams the fence.

 

[ra]

i love watching macho dummies getting tased...

Yes, I imagine you would.

 

[Det. Brees]

and here we go again.........


issues

 

[RebSaint]

I derive pleasure from tasering mongoloids.

I've worn out several tasers. It's gotten so bad that I've purchased only those with a power packs which I can hook up to any city electrical power grid.

That way, there's no doubt when I deploy it, it will send an electrical shock through the body which renders immediate defication, or at worse brain damage or general sentiment that holding that cold, plastic device elicits a power which is comparable to no other than on earth.

 

[CitySaint]

Pocket Taser Stun Gun- A Great Gift for the Wife?


This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary.

Last weekend I saw something at the Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary, and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The consequences of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effects on her assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?!!!

Taser Gift

 

[Shawn]

issues

...you can say that again.

 

[Eeyore]

That way, there's no doubt when I deploy it, it will send an electrical shock through the body which renders immediate defication, or at worse brain damage or general sentiment that holding that cold, plastic device elicits a power which is comparable to no other than on earth.

If you shock a person who already has brain damage will the damage be fixed?

 

[bop]

If you shock a person who already has brain damage will the damage be fixed?

I think electricity only cures psychiatric disorders.

 

[HouDat]

If you remix a remix, does it go back to normal?

/mitch

 

[TPS]

>>macho dummies

Weren't those dudes with 5th Precinct?

TPS

 

[Det. Brees]

>>macho dummies

Weren't those dudes with 5th Precinct?

TPS

nah they were a cover band for men at work...

 

[TPS]

>>nah they were a cover band for men at work...

I remember those guys, Motown right?

TPS