If EE was a family, who would you be? (1 Viewer)

[Charlie Brizzown]

I’m the neighbor who’s always showing up to ask if someone’s seen his stupid dog that got out again.

 

[Zack Lee]

I'm a brother in law, Clark.

And my hemorrhoids are flaring up.

Can you spare some money?

your the gift that keeps on giving Snoopy

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

It isn't just a collection of creepy uncles?

*selection

 

[Joe OKC]

I don't know, but I do want to yell at some of you to get off my lawn.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

your the gift that keeps on giving Snoopy

But I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.

And Hamburger Helper doesn't do fine by itself.

Help me, Zack.

 

[jasonsw]

I'm the guy who BringsTwo Buck Chuck from Trader Joe's as a gift for Thanksgiving and proceeds to drink your good wine and hog the best food on the table. Oh ye then I laugh at UDS jokes cause I enjoy his sense of humor.

 

[Zack Lee]

But I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.

And Hamburger Helper doesn't do fine by itself.

Help me, Zack.

ask and ye shall receive cousin. Jail House Hookup Stirfry

 

[jasonsw]

your the gift that keeps on giving Snoopy

One of the greatest if not greatest movie scene of all time. The obvious and the subtilties of that scene are priceless and always cracks me up.

 

[tomwaits]

*selection

infection?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I'm the guy who BringsTwo Buck Chuck from Trader Joe's as a gift for Thanksgiving and proceeds to drink your good wine and hog the best food on the table. Oh ye then I laugh at UDS jokes cause I enjoy his sense of humor.

I’m the kind who will start telling jokes and everyone is laughing/enjoying themselves and then will drop a joke forgetting that the subject just got divorced or is in treatment or something and then everything is super weird the rest of the night

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

ask and ye shall receive cousin. Jail House Hookup Stirfry

It looks good.

But it may be bad for my hemorrhoids.

I'll stick to the Hamburger Helper.

 

[Zack Lee]

It looks good.

But it may be bad for my hemorrhoids.

I'll stick to the Hamburger Helper.

I just blast them off with a blow torch. You will forget all the troubles they have caused you.

 

[tomwaits]

I’m the kind who will start telling jokes and everyone is laughing/enjoying themselves and then will drop a joke forgetting that the subject just got divorced or is in treatment or something and then everything is super weird the rest of the night

If I had a nickel for every time I did that, I would have like... all these nickels

 

[jasonsw]

ask and ye shall receive cousin. Jail House Hookup Stirfry

Was hungry before watching. Not so now. You have found a way to cure hunger Zack

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

I’m the kind who will start telling jokes and everyone is laughing/enjoying themselves and then will drop a joke forgetting that the subject just got divorced or is in treatment or something and then everything is super weird the rest of the night

Don't feel too special.

I think I do that on EE everyday.

And I'm deeply sorry for the senile grandpa comment.