If you really want to tick off your wife... (1 Viewer)

[CT Saints Fan]

you should state publicly that something foolish was her idea, not yours. And just for good measure, why don't you also state how much she weighs.


http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/22840771/

Vernon Ummel had no particular desire to pursue the matter, but his wife, who picketed the agent before filing her suit, was insistent. “She’s very tenacious,” he said. “Even though she’s 114 pounds, she’s not to be taken lightly.”

 

[Eeyore]

My technique is to keep breathing.

 

[Paul]

I'll pass.
I actually like home-cooked meals and clean underwear, and having a pretty woman on my arm when I go out.

 

[Taurus]

If my wife could get down to 114lbs, I could take out a full-page ad in the SeattlePI and put up billboards from Bozeman to Ocean Shores for all she'd care.

 

[City Champ]

If my wife could get down to 114lbs, I could take out a full-page ad in the SeattlePI and put up billboards from Bozeman to Ocean Shores for all she'd care.

cov?

 

[FWtex]

For some reason I have this mental image of a skinny weazly looking guy that said "yes honey" his whole life.

They don't have a chance winning that case and then she will want to sue the lawyer for telling her they had a very good case.