Bear Grylls or Les Stroud? Its a tough decision. In a fight it would be no contest, because Im sure we can all agree Bear would probably kill Les. Also, I know Bear had the controversy with his show because some of the stuff was staged while Les is really by himself on his show, but that doesnt mean Bear doesnt know what he is talking about. After much deliberation (well, actually a couple minutes while drunk) I have decided I have to go with Les. Bear drunk the liquid out of elephant poo, making him an extremely bad dude but I aint drinking no elephant poo. He'd have to come up with a better plan than that if we were surviving together, and I havnt seen Les drink out of any poo. Mostly coconuts, and while I hate coconut it sure beats poo.