If you were in a survival situation, who would you rather have with you? (1 Viewer)

Who would you rather be with in a survival situation?

  • Bear Grylls

    Votes: 7 31.8%
  • Les Stroud

    Votes: 15 68.2%

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Bear Grylls or Les Stroud? Its a tough decision. In a fight it would be no contest, because Im sure we can all agree Bear would probably kill Les. Also, I know Bear had the controversy with his show because some of the stuff was staged while Les is really by himself on his show, but that doesnt mean Bear doesnt know what he is talking about. After much deliberation (well, actually a couple minutes while drunk) I have decided I have to go with Les. Bear drunk the liquid out of elephant poo, making him an extremely bad dude but I aint drinking no elephant poo. He'd have to come up with a better plan than that if we were surviving together, and I havnt seen Les drink out of any poo. Mostly coconuts, and while I hate coconut it sure beats poo.
 

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My choice depends on the survival location's proximity to a resort hotel.
 

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In a survival situation, I'd just kill and eat whichever one I was with. I'll pick Les. He looks juicy and tender.
 

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Les. Cocnuts > Poo.
 

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I bet your shower drain could use a healthy dose of Drain-O.
Nope, that is the great part. Tastes like maple syrup but still has the good for you properties of pee. Kind of like the urine version of splenda.
 

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i'm not concerned. i was born with an extra member AND can hug my shins.

there's three days of sustenance right there.
 

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