I'm going to Florida for the next week (3 Viewers)

[CapitalCitySaint]

do you ever notice how your stories tend to cut off right at the squishy part?

Well I was at the bar and

1. I didn’t want to be rude to my friends and play on my phone all night.

2. I was drinking and I have a rule about drunk posting (I don’t like to do it) so I had to get out of here before I said some shirt I shouldn't.

ETA: who let me drink that much on a school night? ?

 

[Dago]

Late for the party again.

Story of my life.

If the party ends at 10pm you probably didnt miss much
Besides...once i realized that SOMEBODY forgot the bath salts it was like whats the use?

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

If the party ends at 10pm you probably didnt miss much
Besides...once i realized that SOMEBODY forgot the bath salts it was like whats the use?

Somebody forgot my swimsuit pics too.

Neither of us are happy men.

 

[Dago]

Somebody forgot my swimsuit pics too.

Neither of us are happy men.

Wait...she gave me bikini pics. So I got your bikini pics. Did you get my bath salts?

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Wait...she gave me bikini pics. So I got your bikini pics. Did you get my bath salts?

Yeah. This explains a lot.

I'm really sorry for eating that guy's face.

 

[Dago]

Yeah. This explains a lot.

I'm really sorry for eating that guy's face.

Dont be. That bastage had it coming. For Gods sake I was considering eating his face and I dont even have bath salts. Some people just have an edible looking face

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Dont be. That bastage had it coming. For Gods sake I was considering eating his face and I dont even have bath salts. Some people just have an edible looking face

Send me the pics. I still have some bath salts left. We can swap.

I want those pics.

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Dont be. That bastage had it coming. For Gods sake I was considering eating his face and I dont even have bath salts. Some people just have an edible looking face

Where is our girl? We can't seem to get our "three-way" together these days.

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Just wanted to give you guys a heads up to look for me in the headlines. I mean, I'm not PLANNING any shenanigans ... but it's Florida so you never know.

Must be taking zeetes and or BobE with ya.
Have fun!!

 

[Madmarsha]

Must be taking zeetes and or BobE with ya.
Have fun!!

Well, I'm back now. Where you been?

 

[Madmarsha]

Why the preoccupation with bath salts?

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Well, I'm back now. Where you been?

Well dang. Hope you had fun!
Been down with Epididymitis Orchitis and Prostatitis since May 3rd. Lol good times. Should have checked the thread date, my bad. ?

 

[Madmarsha]

Well dang. Hope you had fun!
Been down with Epididymitis Orchitis and Prostatitis since May 3rd. Lol good times. Should have checked the thread date, my bad. ?

Yes, sounds lovely!

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

Why the preoccupation with bath salts?

He won't send me those pics.

Notice he's offline?

He's probably snorting bath salts and committing vile acts while staring at the bikini pics meant for me.

 

[Madmarsha]

He won't send me those pics.

Notice he's offline?

He's probably snorting bath salts and committing vile acts while staring at the bikini pics meant for me.

No doubt.