I'm sitting in the doctor's office (1 Viewer)

[staphory]

and there are a lot of people here! There is a lady sitting across from me with an extremely loud cell phone. She has been texting nonstop. Of course she has the tones on so the entire waiting room has to listen to beep beep beeep beep...until the thing rings andthen she loudly discusses the text message she'd just sent.
Naturally she a gravelly LOUD VOICE!
Uhg.

 

[TDH]

Cool, what are you typing on? Press the buttons loudly to return the favor.

 

[peytonknows]

I bet you have a staphory infection

:rimshot:

 

[Pasty]

I bet you have a staphory infection

:rimshot:

:rollon:

 

[staphory]

:rollon:

 

[peytonknows]

:rollon:

:grumpy:

 

[Pasty]

:grumpy:

 

[NCSaint]

Tell her that there is a new technology now deployed that will decypher the text tones and it is all being recorded and archived along wiht the cell number the data is being transferred over. She will think you are kidding but don't give in.

I told a person once who threw cigarette butts out that the DNA libraries were being established based on the cigarette butts and they could trace her every move. She believed me.

(edit -- I can't spell for crap).

 

[peytonknows]

 

[TDH]

I told a person once who through cigaretter butts out that the DNA libraries were being established based on the cigaretter butts and they could trace her everymove. She believed me.

 

[primadox]

I told a person once who threw cigarette butts out that the DNA libraries were being established based on the cigarette butts and they could trace her every move. She believed me.

Brilliant! I may have to use that one some day!

 

[SeminoleMarine]

(edit -- I can't spell for crap).

I don't know why you chose to tell us that, but I checked and "for crap" is spelled correctly. Don't be so hard on yourself.....

 

[CT Saints Fan]

Tell her that there is a new technology now deployed that will decypher the text tones and it is all being recorded and archived along wiht the cell number the data is being transferred over. She will think you are kidding but don't give in.

I told a person once who threw cigarette butts out that the DNA libraries were being established based on the cigarette butts and they could trace her every move. She believed me.

(edit -- I can't spell for crap).

f-o-r c-r-a-p.

You are welcome.