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Subject: INSTALLING A HUSBAND

[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
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forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that
[FONT='Book Antiqua', 'serif'] [/FONT]application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
[FONT='Book Antiqua', 'serif'] [/FONT]Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech
Support ....:hihi:








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Subject: INSTALLING A HUSBAND

[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't [FONT='Book Antiqua', 'serif'] forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that[FONT='Book Antiqua', 'serif'] [/FONT]application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.[FONT='Book Antiqua', 'serif'] [/FONT]Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and New Orleans Saints Football 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech
Support ....:hihi:







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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, [B]but it does have limited memory [/B]and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

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We need to discuss this "memory" problem of you husbands out there. WHY can't you get a "list" correctly men? My husband has a great memory with work, fishing, beer to pick up, etc.

When I ask him to do something, he often "forgets."
The grocery list is the absolute worse.

MY list: Please get the following items:

Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Bottled Water
Fettucine

He comes home with:

Coca Cola(regular one)
Chocolate Chip COOKIE DOUGH Ice Cream(blech)
"they were out of water" WT???
Spaghetti noodles

yeah, yeah, yeah, do it myself. Believe me, I will unless I just can't for some reason(sick or busy with a child, etc)
 

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You don't need a list for beer.
 
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They have not brought out a "Install a Wife" progam. Way to complicated....:hihi:
 

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We need to discuss this "memory" problem of you husbands out there. WHY can't you get a "list" correctly men? My husband has a great memory with work, fishing, beer to pick up, etc.

When I ask him to do something, he often "forgets."
The grocery list is the absolute worse.

MY list: Please get the following items:

Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Bottled Water
Fettucine

He comes home with:

Coca Cola(regular one)
Chocolate Chip COOKIE DOUGH Ice Cream(blech)
"they were out of water" WT???
Spaghetti noodles

yeah, yeah, yeah, do it myself. Believe me, I will unless I just can't for some reason(sick or busy with a child, etc)

theres nothing on that list he wants. add one or two things he wants, a small treat for doing a good job and I'll bet it improves. remember we are simple creatures, we think about our selves first every 10 seconds then food then sex then us then food then sex over and over again from the time we wake up till sometime during rem sleep.
 

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They have not brought out a "Install a Wife" progam. Way to complicated....:hihi:

Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications.
He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, PubNight 7.0, and Excuses 5.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).

At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.

A "Don't remind me again" button
Minimize button
An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources.
An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems.
Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.

Another thing that sucks -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0

***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

*** BUG WORK-AROUNDS ***************
To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0.

Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.0 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.

*** UPGRADE VERSION *****************
Although advertised as being Plug'n'Play, installing the Upgrade version of Wife 1.0 results in several of the better features of Girlfriend 1.0 refusing to continue working. The supposed compatibility with Fast-Car 3.6 & Ski Holiday 6.2 is also flawed, and launching these applications results in strange noises and error messages.

Wife 1.0 also appears to be totally incompatible with all previous versions of BEST MATE, and some users have reported that continued use of BEST MATE can lead to unwanted sharing of resources and I/O ports unless the System Agent is installed as a background task.

*** SUMMARY *******************************
It appears that Girlfriend 1.0 is still one of the best products on the market, especially just after installation. Though not as much fun as CASUALSHAG 63.8 for the power user, it remains relatively reliable and easy on system resources. The timeout feature of Girlfriend is the major problem, and in severe cases can force the user to upgrade to Wife 1.0 with dire consequences on system health.
 

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These are very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is indeed an operating system and designed by its creator to run everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 6.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 6.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 6.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support
 

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Seems like the only solution to Wife 1.0 is to install Divorce 1.0. This is a radical package however it will erradicate Wife 1.0... at least partcially. And you usually get most of your resources back (or at least.

Divorce 1.0's installation process will remove Wife 1.0, preparing you to install any of GirlFriend 2.0, Mistress 1.2 (new version!) or Wife 2.0 (if you want). Unfortunately if Wife 1.0 (or any of the other products mentioned) have spawned child processes then things get more complex. Usually the child processes take up less processing power and they surface from time to time, but you're often glad to see them. Unfortunately the child processes tend to remind you of the package from whence they came and sometimes you have to interact with Wife 1.0 or GirlFriend 1.0, but usually these things can be dismissed fairly easily.

As Divorce 1.0 needs to uninstall Wife 1.0 it carries all the caveats that uninstalling Wife 1.0 has. Usually you are left with about 1/2 of the resources you started with before installing Wife 1.0.

If you have already upgraded to Wife 2.0 then you'll need to get Divorce 2.0.
 

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:claps: I know nothing about computers, sounds to complicated.I think i'll stick to the hans on method. It's worked for me in the past.
 

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We need to discuss this "memory" problem of you husbands out there. WHY can't you get a "list" correctly men? My husband has a great memory with work, fishing, beer to pick up, etc.

When I ask him to do something, he often "forgets."
The grocery list is the absolute worse.

MY list: Please get the following items:

Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Bottled Water
Fettucine

He comes home with:

Coca Cola(regular one)
Chocolate Chip COOKIE DOUGH Ice Cream(blech)
"they were out of water" WT???
Spaghetti noodles

yeah, yeah, yeah, do it myself. Believe me, I will unless I just can't for some reason(sick or busy with a child, etc)
I may be telling secrets here, but I always felt that if you do something badly enough a few times, eventually they'll stop asking you to do it.
 

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I may be telling secrets here, but I always felt that if you do something badly enough a few times, eventually they'll stop asking you to do it.

or they never stop asking you to do it, and complain about it constantly
 

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We need to discuss this "memory" problem of you husbands out there. WHY can't you get a "list" correctly men? My husband has a great memory with work, fishing, beer to pick up, etc.

When I ask him to do something, he often "forgets."
The grocery list is the absolute worse.

MY list: Please get the following items:

Caffeine Free Diet Coke
Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Bottled Water
Fettucine

He comes home with:

Coca Cola(regular one)
Chocolate Chip COOKIE DOUGH Ice Cream(blech)
"they were out of water" WT???
Spaghetti noodles

yeah, yeah, yeah, do it myself. Believe me, I will unless I just can't for some reason(sick or busy with a child, etc)

(1) Your husband instinctively knows how to find beer, go fishing, etc, etc.
(2) If you screw up enough times, your wife will give up and do it herself. There is no male self esteem to be gained by shopping for chocolate chip ice cream.
(3) Women like to plan (they dream about the hell that is the wedding since they're children, after all). Men like to react. Your husband is training you. Write a list down, give it to him. Then he will go and get what you want. If you just tell him, he's going to have forgotten about what you told him by the time he gets to the grocery store because he's going to be thinking about beer, fishing, football, and how hot that girl on aisle 7 is. He's ignoring your wishes because he cares about you.
(4) Chocolate chip ice cream is categorically inferior to chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. He knows this and wants you to have the very best.
 

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