Is Hulk Hogan really a real American? (1 Viewer)

[Chop]

After seeing this, I don't know.

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[Kin Korn Karn]

The video didn't work for me so I can't say either way.

 

[Chop]

try this http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/19510

 

[Det. Brees]

he is but bugs bunny isnt.

 

[billinms]

Maybe he's turning Japanese.

 

[Blakejam]

How dare you question the patriotism of the immortal Hulkster

Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

 

[Oates]

Ultimate Warrior > Terry Hogan

 

[Kin Korn Karn]

Hogan is no more American than Joe Horn is a Saint. It's over Hogan.

 

[The Abobo]

The Japanese have a habit of putting our greatest heroes into very odd moments..........case in point >>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBiB2Ws9yw

 

[Utah Saints]

Ultimate Warrior > Terry Hogan

Something Awful vs. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
Monday, April 11, 2005 Update by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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I thought I had seen it all. In my nearly eight years of using the Internet, I've been threatened by lawsuits from webmasters, psychotic game developers, heavy metal bands, adult men who wear diapers, and even more psychotic game developers. I had never, in my entire life, thought I would eventually receive a lawsuit from THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Well, not exactly the Ultimate Warrior, but his "Director of Communications," whatever that means. I guess that's the guy who picks up the phone when it rings and then turns it around the correct way so Mr. Ultimate Warrior is speaking into the correct end.

Zack "The Human Lawsuit" Parsons wrote up Mr. Warrior's homepage as an Awful Link of the Day last Friday, and to be quite honest, he really didn't say anything terribly harsh about the guy. Well, at least not compared to our normal Awful Links of the Day, where we all chip in and attempt to make the respective webmasters commit suicide in the shortest timespan possible. The Ultimate Warrior, a washed-up, has-been WWF superstar, has apparently taken a few too many blows to the skull with folding chairs because he's now an ultra-conservative blowhard, launching tirades against every single underhanded liberal conspiracy he can find inside the dark abyss of his mind. He recently spoke at the University of Connecticut, and was quoted as saying (among other gems), "queering don't make the world work" and, upon being asked a question by a student from the Middle East, advised him to "get a towel." Ha ha, get it? Because he's a towelhead! Oh those crazy Arabs, when will they ever learn?!? Zack's writeup of the Warrior's site described him as a "crazy racist," which I personally feel was letting the guy off quite easy.



http://www.somethingawful.com/d/legal-threats/legal-threat-ultimate.php

 

[stunpals]

The Japanese have a habit of putting our greatest heroes into very odd moments..........case in point >>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBiB2Ws9yw

What's weird about that video? Seems like a segment from one of his movies.

I just wanna know where to get that humidifier looking thing... so I can too be a real American(tm)

 

[LA_Steve]

Well my friends many american entertainers do commercials for the Japanese, and who can blame them. Sometimes they make like 5-20 million to do a few words. They fly you out, put you up first class and you get a free vacation for an hour of your time. Hell Id do an hour for 5 mil. The craziest ones I saw while there was a Madona one where she is dressed like a samuri, but with the cones. She swings a sword around and says "Im Pure". The other Eddie Murphy dances around with this band that is playing a funky little tune then Eddie screams "BEANS". 5 mil for beans. Im in the wrong business.

I just wanna know where to get that humidifier looking thing... so I can too be a real American(tm)

Actually its an air conditioner.

 

[Semper]

I wouldn’t be comfortable answering that question without first speaking to @guidomerkinsrules to get his opinion.

 

[Zack Lee]

I wouldn’t be comfortable answering that question without first speaking to @guidomerkinsrules to get his opinion.

You beat me to it. i wqa goony to dig up the "Does this baseball players. butt. look like a womans" thread.

inquiring minds want to know all of these answers @guidomerkinsrules


And I see that my keyboard has me talking like @zeetes again.

Maybe someone can explain @highlight to me while we are all tripping.

 

[TheRealJRad]

Well this is certainly a thread