Jaguar escapes at Audobon Zoo, kills 6 animals (1 Viewer)

DJ1BigTymer

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Am I wrong for laughing my arse off at that article?
Ix Chel, my late roommate in the Jaguar Jungle, tried to talk me out of it. “What are you doing, Valerio?” she said, sounding like my mother. “They bring us food every day! We don’t need to hunt!”

And where is Ix Chel now? Dead of kidney failure, having never tasted freedom. Or alpaca.

...Once I was free, it was game on. As I explained to Ix Chel, I wasn’t hunting. I was killing. And I must say — I liked it. I liked it a lot!
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i wonder how dangerous it would be for a sloth to get loose, or even that huge rodent guinea pig looking thing.

they might overturn a few trash cans?
 

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