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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones

The funniest part of this story is that someone really claims Jedi as his religion!

Tesco has been accused of religious discrimination after the company ordered the founder of a Jedi religion to remove his hood or leave a branch of the supermarket in north Wales...
...But the grocery empire struck back, claiming that the three best known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies – Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker – all appeared in public without their hoods.
 
"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jedi


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</td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_2991760"> A portly 30-something man who, after becoming unemployed, has decided to stay home and work odd part-time jobs from home. He rarely leaves the house, unless he is taken somewhere by his wife or new mommy. When accosted by friends concerning his demise, he doesn't care, because it is insanely obvious that he is supremely aware of how his actions will ultimately affect him and those around him.
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good move by the supermarket. He is obvioulsy a Sith since he wants to hide his appearance. A Jedi does not luck in the shadows. Where is Yoda when u need him?
 
One of my old navy buddies had instructor duty for awhile and one of his students actually put in to have his religion officially changed to Jedi. Never found out if they granted his request or not.
 

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