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Regarding our pre-game assessment of the Panthers debacle, I am torn between “we had the issue spotted but we called it in the wrong week” and “wishful thinking took over AGAIN.”

Suffice to say that one’s in the rear-view mirror.

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When you read the sports stuff, why are predictions always “bold”? Cracks me up.

“Bold” is starting your own business somewhere.

“Bold” is having a sweaty, furtive, relentless rocks-off affair with a much larger guy’s hot girlfriend. (I was gonna say “asking the homecoming queen out on a date” but that is more in the “I am chasing parked cars at full speed” category, which we’ll cover some other time.)

“Bold” (to steal from Lee Trevino and many others) is having a 50 dollar bet on golf/pool/darts/whatever with five dollars in your pocket.

Sports predictions are done almost 100% of the time by sportswriters who need to do a lot more situps.

I think we’re done here. ...

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