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I have a friend who swears he's ambidextrous. The reason is that he writes and eats right-handed despite always being a lefty in sports.

I said "If I spit in your face right now which hand would you swing at me with?" He said "My left." I said "Well that means you're left-handed."

Being able to do some things with the opposite hand generally means you learned it that way for some reason or another. But you probably still have a naturally dominant side, writing with your right but playing tennis with your left doesn't mean you're "ambidextrous." I think there are truly ambidextrous people but they are quite rare.
Not even letting your own kind self-identify
Maybe everyone’s right about y’all
 
I'm right handed, but I've always been left footed.
 
It is fun to walk up to a righty and extend my left arm for a handshake.

I secretly enjoy their look of confusion and the spastic stop and go movement of both arms as they try to decide what to do.
That's just sadistic, man.
 
I'm right footed when I do the Hokey Pokey.

I shake it all about much better than my left foot.
 
I'm also a southpaw. I curl my wrist bigtime when I write and I'm left-footed.

Curiously, I use my right hand for small, delicate tasks like using a jeweler's screwdriver, but me left for things that require less finesse and more power.
 
I’m ambiendextrose and left nutted.
 
My father was a lefty, as are my mother-in-law and my daughter. They're all weird.
 

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