Kids : I Had No Idea (1 Viewer)

[Mr. Blue Sky]

My little boy turns 4 tomorrow and he is finally at the point where he'd rather come to the camp with daddy than go to Grammy's house

wow, how did you let him wait that long?? You should've made him choose years ago, when he was a fetus...

 

[TheDeparted]

Kids are like midgets you can't give booze too. I just don't see the attraction. To each his own, I guess. I'd rather hang out with the drunk midget myself.

I've met a few drunk midgets in the French Quarter during my early college days. No thanks.

Although I will say that when they suddenly puke in the middle of the street, in the middle of a sentence, there's a whole lot less mess to avoid than from a tall person.

 

[zenshin]

No kids for me. I like other people's children, but I have to admit that I just do not have the patience for them. My wife and I are far too busy to have children. We both decided early in our marriage that we needed to choose between career or kids.

I applaud those of you that do have them. They're a handful, and for the right parents, are very rewarding.

I'll just stick with my labrador and my cat. Low maintenance and they never want to take the car.

 

[keepoursaints]

I've said it 1000 times, but there is NOTHING better than having your little one scream DADDY!!! and come running full speed into your arms.

NOTHING.

 

[zenshin]

I've said it 1000 times, but there is NOTHING better than having your little one scream DADDY!!! and come running full speed into your arms.

NOTHING.

My lab does that, it's just not in English!

 

[keepoursaints]

My lab does that, it's just not in English!

Well atleast my kid didn't lick his own junk before he planted a good on my cheek :9"

 

[zenshin]

Well atleast my kid didn't lick his own junk before he planted a good on my cheek :9"

2/3 of his junk are gone. But I get your point.

 

[IntenseSaint]

My kids are like having little comedians running around the house.

 

[TheBigEasy99]

My kids are like having little comedians running around the house.

Which comedians? Cause I don't think I could live in a home with a few mini-Carrot Tops running around.

A mini-Dane Cook would be pretty cool only so I could see the look on Mr. Blue Sky's face when I abandon the kid at his front door.

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Which comedians? Cause I don't think I could live in a home with a few mini-Carrot Tops running around.

A mini-Dane Cook would be pretty cool only so I could see the look on Mr. Blue Sky's face when I abandon the kid at his front door.

helpful.

 

[Shockmo]

I've said it 1000 times, but there is NOTHING better than having your little one scream DADDY!!! and come running full speed into your arms.

NOTHING.

Unless maybe it's Megan Fox doing it.