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I got this in my email and figured I should share :hihi:


A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,

I sit down to pee.


And I can justify any shopping spree.


Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.


I can get a massage without a hard-on.


I can balance the checkbook,


I can pump my own gas.


Can talk to my friends about the size of my ***.


My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.


At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.


I don't drive in circles, at any cost.


And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.


I never forget an important date.


You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.


I don't watch movies with lots of gore.


Don't need instant replay to remember the score.


I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.


And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a *****.


Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.


In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!


Flowers are okay,


But jewelry's best.


Look at me you idiot...


Not at my chest????


I don't have a problem,


With Expressing my feelings.


I know when you're lying,


You look at the ceiling.


DON'T call me a GIRL ,


a BABE or a CHICK .


I am a WOMAN.


Get it?, you ****!?!

 
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women can admit when we're wrong....it's just that we usually aren't...:hihi:
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A poem about girls

I shave my legs with $12 razors,

I sit down to pee using $12 paper.

And I can justify any shopping spree since it is on your dime.

Don't go to a barber, but a high end beauty salon to spend all my time.

I can get a massage even if I'm not sore.

I can balance the checkbook, it is NSF after the trip to the store.

I can pump my own gas as long as you pick up the tab

All I talk about the size of my ***.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it took surgery.

If you ever divorce me I will committ purgery.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

I save the money for a nice dress to seduce your boss.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

You have to sit through chick flicks if you hope to score.

I won't lose my hair, but my vagina might itch.

And will not be fair, so expect to be fighting in a pinch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I already did her!

Flowers are okay,

But a boob job is best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at your wallet in my chest....

I don't have a problem,

buying a new exotic gem.

I know you are lying when you say I'm not fat

If you didn't I would claw like a cat.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

If you forget it I throw another fit!?!
 

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A poem about girls

I shave my legs with $12 razors,

I sit down to pee using $12 paper.

And I can justify any shopping spree since it is on your dime.

Don't go to a barber, but a high end beauty salon to spend all my time.

I can get a massage even if I'm not sore.

I can balance the checkbook, it is NSF after the trip to the store.

I can pump my own gas as long as you pick up the tab

All I talk about the size of my ***.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it took surgery.

If you ever divorce me I will committ purgery.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

I save the money for a nice dress to seduce your boss.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

You have to sit through chick flicks if you hope to score.

I won't lose my hair, but my vagina might itch.

And will not be fair, so expect to be fighting in a pinch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I already did her!

Flowers are okay,

But a boob job is best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at your wallet in my chest....

I don't have a problem,

buying a new exotic gem.

I know you are lying when you say I'm not fat

If you didn't I would claw like a cat.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

If you forget it I throw another fit!?!
thats good stuff
 

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A poem about girls

I shave my legs with $12 razors,

I sit down to pee using $12 paper.

And I can justify any shopping spree since it is on your dime.

Don't go to a barber, but a high end beauty salon to spend all my time.

I can get a massage even if I'm not sore.

I can balance the checkbook, it is NSF after the trip to the store.

I can pump my own gas as long as you pick up the tab

All I talk about the size of my ***.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it took surgery.

If you ever divorce me I will committ purgery.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

I save the money for a nice dress to seduce your boss.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

You have to sit through chick flicks if you hope to score.

I won't lose my hair, but my vagina might itch.

And will not be fair, so expect to be fighting in a pinch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I already did her!

Flowers are okay,

But a boob job is best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at your wallet in my chest....

I don't have a problem,

buying a new exotic gem.

I know you are lying when you say I'm not fat

If you didn't I would claw like a cat.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

If you forget it I throw another fit!?!
touche' and true....:mwink:
 
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A poem about girls

I shave my legs with $12 razors,

I sit down to pee using $12 paper.

And I can justify any shopping spree since it is on your dime.

Don't go to a barber, but a high end beauty salon to spend all my time.

I can get a massage even if I'm not sore.

I can balance the checkbook, it is NSF after the trip to the store.

I can pump my own gas as long as you pick up the tab

All I talk about the size of my ***.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it took surgery.

If you ever divorce me I will committ purgery.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

I save the money for a nice dress to seduce your boss.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

You have to sit through chick flicks if you hope to score.

I won't lose my hair, but my vagina might itch.

And will not be fair, so expect to be fighting in a pinch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I already did her!

Flowers are okay,

But a boob job is best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at your wallet in my chest....

I don't have a problem,

buying a new exotic gem.

I know you are lying when you say I'm not fat

If you didn't I would claw like a cat.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

If you forget it I throw another fit!?!
lol
 

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A poem about girls

I shave my legs with $12 razors,

I sit down to pee using $12 paper.

And I can justify any shopping spree since it is on your dime.

Don't go to a barber, but a high end beauty salon to spend all my time.

I can get a massage even if I'm not sore.

I can balance the checkbook, it is NSF after the trip to the store.

I can pump my own gas as long as you pick up the tab

All I talk about the size of my ***.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it took surgery.

If you ever divorce me I will committ purgery.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

I save the money for a nice dress to seduce your boss.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

You have to sit through chick flicks if you hope to score.

I won't lose my hair, but my vagina might itch.

And will not be fair, so expect to be fighting in a pinch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I already did her!

Flowers are okay,

But a boob job is best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at your wallet in my chest....

I don't have a problem,

buying a new exotic gem.

I know you are lying when you say I'm not fat

If you didn't I would claw like a cat.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

If you forget it I throw another fit!?!




ahahhahahahahhahahahhaa...much better and much more true!!!!!
 

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