Man Assaults Teen Boy With Taco Bell Burrito (1 Viewer)

[Jazz Cabbage]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – Beware the burrito.

Police arrest 36-year-old Erik Brown after they say he slapped a 16-year-old boy in the face with a Taco Bell burrito.

According to the arrest report, the boy was having a “verbal altercation” with his mother and brother-in-law.

It was during the argument when police say Brown asked the mother to bring him the burrito.

Police say Brown took the burrito and threw it with force at the boy’s face.

The boy did not suffer any injuries but did have “burrito cheese, sauce, and meat all over his face.”

Police: Man Assaults Teen Boy With Taco Bell Burrito « CBS Tampa

From the comments section:

It's high time assault burritos were banned.

Good stuff..

 

[Sun Wukong]

Florida.

Always Florida.

 

[Jazz Cabbage]

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Florida weird news: 2012 year in review

 

[v3kt0r]

It's good that the police are called in for important matters like this.

 

[St.Fury]

Back in my day, we had food fights were considered 'fun and games'.

 

[Tapxe]

Better than being attacked with a blue waffle.

 

[Zack Lee]

this made me giggle. He asks the mom to bring him the burrito and she did it. Accomplice. I always thought the Flying Burrito got its name from a donkey. You never know.

 

[rob22278]

It looks like the burrito is starting to make its way through him.

 

[billinms]

Better than being attacked with a blue waffle.

Mentioning that should be a bannable offense.

 

[woohoosaint]

Better than being attacked with a blue waffle.

I'd like to be attacked by a pink taco

 

[Tapxe]

Mentioning that should be a bannable offense.

Then I won't bring up space dock fondue.

 

[geauxboy]

Then I won't bring up space dock fondue.

I had to look that one up.

There are better usages for a *****.

 

[Zack Lee]

I looked it up too.

I thought I had to go to Germany for this stuff. I need a shower.

 

[Bayouman007]

jesus people lol... if you don't know what something is don't bring up looking it up... I never wanna look anything up again.

 

[Firecross]

Thought this was a BobE classic thread for a second

 

[SaintsW1n]

Definitely not the caliber of food-weapon the cookie cake is.