Man Assaults Teen Boy With Taco Bell Burrito (1 Viewer)

[SaintsW1n]

Definitely not the caliber of food-weapon the cookie cake is.

 

[DomePatrol5657]

When I was in college and worked at Taco Bell, this would happen almost on a daily basis. Customers would throw food back at us all the time. What makes this newsworthy? The media needs to cover real news, not garbage like this.


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[Madmarsha]

Back in my day, we had food fights were considered 'fun and games'.

My thoughts went immediately to John Blutarsky.

 

[saintgirly]

Why did I think this was a BobE post? lol

 

[rob22278]

Better than being attacked with a blue waffle.

 

[CoolBrees1]

How did BobE miss this one....has his name written all over it.....

 

[XXXtraAnchovies]

actual surveillance camera footage of incident
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[zatsnzapps]

...and meat all over his face."

Sounds like a night out at Krystal.

 

[bclemms]

Why did I think this was a BobE post? lol

It is the PG version of a BobE post.

If it were a bobE post the guy would be dead after having the burrito placed in a place of the body that shouldn't be mentioned. Plus the meat and cheese on the guy's face would have been some other sort of fluids that also wont be mentioned.

Then the attacker would have also died after becomming ill from partially eating the burrito before getting run off by wolves.

 

[BobE]

Thought this was a BobE classic thread for a second

Why did I think this was a BobE post? lol

How did BobE miss this one....has his name written all over it.....

man it was just a burrito

It is the PG version of a BobE post.

If it were a bobE post the guy would be dead after having the burrito placed in a place of the body that shouldn't be mentioned. Plus the meat and cheese on the guy's face would have been some other sort of fluids that also wont be mentioned.

Then the attacker would have also died after becomming ill from partially eating the burrito before getting run off by wolves.

bclemms knows me so well

 

[Madhattr]

At least it was a taco bell burrito the kid got hit in the face with and not the dudes own Big Beefy Burrito...if you know what i mean.

 

[Stealth Matrix]

We used to order grande meals from Taco Bell and if we had 1 or 2 left over we'd go throw burritos on some guy's windshield. (We knew him) Instead of fun and games these days, we'd be charged with a crime. Oh well. It was worth it. Man, he'd get so ******.

 

[dude24]

My colon has been assaulted many times by a Taco Bell burrito.

 

[msusaintsfan]

This just. In........ Congress to start hearings on banning assault burritos. All new burritos must have less than 10 beans, and limits on cheese sauce. LOL

 

[Tapxe]

My colon has been assaulted many times by a Taco Bell burrito.