Manatee-riding Florida man talks smack to cops, arrested (1 Viewer)

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A homeless man caught riding a manatee in Islamaroda, FL, dared police to take him to jail.

The Florida Keys Keynoter said that witnesses called the police when they saw James Roy Massengale Jr., 47, touching two adult manatees and two calves swimming in a creek at a park called Library Beach.

One of the witnesses told him molesting manatees was illegal.

“I’m riding it!” he retorted.

Police arrived and saw him “reaching for, touching and lying over top of manatees in the creek.”


Manatee-riding Florida man talks smack to cops, arrested - WAFB 9 News Baton Rouge, Louisiana News, Weather, Sports

 

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I'm reminded of this, for some reason....

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Did you know, the vagina of a female manatee is the closest to a human female's vagina, both in shape and texture?*

* Things I learned from The Man Show.
 

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