Megan Fox branded "Dumb as a rock".......ya know, I don't really care (2 Viewers)

[ThisIsNewOrleans!]

Only if it was show up, sex, leave. If I had to sit and talk to this moran, no thanks.

Touche.. Thats usually my favorite way though.

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I cant control myself and I am ruled by mypenis? Isn't everyone???

Mine usually makes those type of decisions.. And depending on the amount of alcohol consumption, it could be good or bad.

 

[wpak]

My penis rules me like an unholy tyrant. After about 8 beers, when it talks I listen... If I don't he teaches me a lesson

 

[SoonerJim]

She also doesn't know men at all. I don't know one who has this phobia (well outside of Fez Whatley).

&#8220;Men are scared of vaginas,&#8221; she said, telling the magazine that a woman is most powerful when she's &#8220;completely in charge of her sexuality."

As for her own musty dugout? Fox says she possesses a "powerful, confident vagina.&#8221;

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/09/megan-fox-proud-of-powerful-confident-vagina/

And when she says Bay wanted to be Hitler, does she mean he walked around killing Jews on set? I think Hollywood may take offense if he did.

I her

 

[P-town balla]

I'm just going to go out on a limb and say that your penis probably hates you.

Why does Rodney Carrington's "Dear Penis" pop into my head when I read this?

 

[NPs6724]

Does he no longer watch you shave?

 

[P-town balla]

Just stares at the floor.....

 

[wpak]

I'll say this again, because it bares repeating...

If you could pull me out of that, I think you would be the King of England

 

[obwhiteo]

i wouldnt bang her for a million bucks. why give some vapid stuck up hole the satisfaction of knowing you cant control yourself and are ruled by your penis? to me, shes just a 6. nothing special. no defining characteristics. pretty faces and nice bods are a dime a dozen.

id take a fat wart faced chick* over her any day if she can carry on an intelligent conversation and could make me laugh. thats why lights have a switch after all.

*ok, maybe not that far, but you get my point.

Sounds like someone is suffering from a bad case of Teh Ghey!!!

 

[CAVALIER]

thumbs ;(.....my wife ruined her by showinfg me those things

 

[St.Gonzo]

This thread lacks more Megan Fox pictures.

 

[Jamnn25]

This thread lacks more Megan Fox pictures.

This.

So.........

And the moment almost every male in the world fell in love.......

 

[daybreaker]

thumbs ;(.....my wife ruined her by showinfg me those things

See!

TOE THUMBS, PEOPLE! TOE THUMBS!!!

 

[JCB]

thumbs ;(.....my wife ruined her by showinfg me those things

Funny how women think I was saying how beautiful she was and she mentioned the toe thumbs. I dont care if she has hands, thats one sexy piece of.....

 

[stunpals]