Mini-muscleman (1 Viewer)

[bop]

Some pro baseball team should sign him. The risk of getting beaned should not outweigh his tiny strikezone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Gaedel

 

[buzd]

He looks like Jerry Rice with a wig.

 

[Beast]

Some pro baseball team should sign him. The risk of getting beaned should not outweigh his tiny strikezone.

re: bop's post

I remember reading in some baseball facts book when I was a kid about Eddie Gaedel.. They had that exact picture in it..

http://baseball-almanac.com/players/eddie_gaedel_photo_gallery.shtml

 

[gboudx]

Him getting beaned with a baseball at 90 + is like you getting hit by a big rig going like 200+.

Oh I agree, considering the fact that his head may be almost the same size as the baseball smashing into him. But for a few mil to take some walks; that's a lot of curry and naan brah.

 

[porculator]

Technically, He's not a midget/little person.

Huh? I thought the proportional short people like him are midgets while the stout, normal-sized head little guys are dwarves.

 

[gavinj]

All I know is his feet aren't big enough for him to be a hobbit.

 

[keepoursaints]

He looks like a pygmy to me.

 

[bop]

Gnome. Definitely a gnome.

 

[saint-58]

This guy could take him-

 

[RiverCitySaint]

He's wearing Underoos.

 

[Mikey O]

I want to hire that dude to hang out at my house and dress up like a jester and stuff. I would have him dress up in different outfits and bring beers to my guest. When he's not bringing beers he needs to be doing tricks and stuff...like juggling.

Also, what the hell is the difference between midgets, dwarfs, little people, ect?

 

[St. Greatness]

Maybe they should have let India's (and quite possibly the world's) largest body builder hold him, Dalip Singh a.k.a the WWE's The Great Khali a.k.a the big dude from the longest yard.

 

[SWJJ]

He is that short because he smokes pot.

Think he can play CB?

 

[ibelieve]

He is that short because he smokes pot.

Think he can play CB?

Can he reach the toilet to pee?

 

[gboudx]

Can he reach the toilet to pee?

Not required. Just pee in the shower.