mishaps with zeetes: tsa edition (1 Viewer)

[Bronson]

thank jebus for not going to jail after the reality of what the outcome easily could have been instead.

prison folk are much friendlier than the airport crowd

 

[UndeadSnoopy]

i will neither confirm or deny (plus i may have thought i was being watched and knocked one down on the flight).

 

[Swamprat]

Another tip...

Those little innocuous metal bottle openers, one with a rounded end and a pointy end...Yeah, those aren't meant for international travel.

 

[soupcan dan]

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you had me at "humour"

 

[nolaspe]

Zeetes is living his best Rob Ford lyfe...

 

[livefromDC]

Do y'all buy your booze on the plane or carry on the travel size bottles? I thought I'd get ahead of the game last year for my flight to LA and bought enough of them to fill a ziploc sandwich bag. My wife tells me at the airport that you're not allowed to open your own alcohol on a flight. I say, "oh? Do they have to open it for you?" She looks at me with her patented my husband is stupid look and informed me that, no you can't have it. Period. Turns out she was right. Now my question is this. Do people do this anyway? I'm sure the answer to that is yes, but do the flight attendants trip about it? Do you have to be super stealthy?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Do y'all buy your booze on the plane or carry on the travel size bottles? I thought I'd get ahead of the game last year for my flight to LA and bought enough of them to fill a ziploc sandwich bag. My wife tells me at the airport that you're not allowed to open your own alcohol on a flight. I say, "oh? Do they have to open it for you?" She looks at me with her patented my husband is stupid look and informed me that, no you can't have it. Period. Turns out she was right. Now my question is this. Do people do this anyway? I'm sure the answer to that is yes, but do the flight attendants trip about it? Do you have to be super stealthy?

Flight attendants aren’t ninjas, you can usually see them coming pretty easily

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Flight attendants aren’t ninjas, you can usually see them coming pretty easily

Usually?

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Usually?

I’m sure they could sneak up on zeetes

 

[superchuck500]

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you had me at "humour"

We’ve had this discussion. Something about his primary education in Australia.

 

[livefromDC]

Flight attendants aren’t ninjas, you can usually see them coming pretty easily

True, but they can sneak up from behind you. I'm not trying to sit in the last row so I can open a petit bottle of Bailey's. Used Baileys for the alliteration.

But is this a known practice?

 

[Brennan77]

I'm flying tomorrow morning. Thanks for the refresher, though it applies mostly to my wife. She cannot stand in lines, answer asinine questions, remove her shoes, and keep her cool. It just doesn't work for her.

 

[baarbogast]

I want to party with Zeetes!!

 

[Madmarsha]

I'm flying tomorrow morning. Thanks for the refresher, though it applies mostly to my wife. She cannot stand in lines, answer asinine questions, remove her shoes, and keep her cool. It just doesn't work for her.

OMG, am I your wife?

 

[livefromDC]

I'm flying tomorrow morning. Thanks for the refresher, though it applies mostly to my wife. She cannot stand in lines, answer asinine questions, remove her shoes, and keep her cool. It just doesn't work for her.

Global Entry will help limit some of that for her