Mistress of Baker Mayfield says they hooked up behind a cheesecake factory 1 month after he got married (2 Viewers)

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I once thought the comparisons to Johnny Fooseball were insane. Yeah I'm not sure of that anymore.

Good luck Cleveland. You bet on the wrong horse. Again.
 

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What does she really have to gain by announcing this? Was she trying to blackmail him or something and he refused? Admitting you're a trashy girl who'd hook up with someone just because they're an NFL QB doesn't seem like a good decision.

Then again, this is the tweet she has pinned to her timeline.

Interesting...is she from Cleveland?

Oddly enough I knew a "lady" from Cleveland who said exactly the same thing on goal to be a MILF. An acquaintance of mine met her on the East Coast. They got married, she lured him back to Cleveland.

Had a couple kids then she decided she wanted to become a swinger and tried to get him into that. There was much scandal and messiness with neighbors etc and he ended up divorcing her.

What is it with Cleveland?
 

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Man you would think that's not the kind of thing you brag about. I mean she said, "I drove all the way to Westlake." I have no clue where that is, but it sounds like it was at least out of the way, so she could give a guy a blow job in the back seat of a car behind a restaurant. Did she get her entire 15 minutes or fame or was it closer to 5 minutes? My guess she wanted money he said no, she said "oh yeah, I can out trailer trash you on this one... I'm telling everyone."
 

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Man you would think that's not the kind of thing you brag about. I mean she said, "I drove all the way to Westlake." I have no clue where that is, but it sounds like it was at least out of the way, so she could give a guy a blow job in the back seat of a car behind a restaurant. Did she get her entire 15 minutes or fame or was it closer to 5 minutes? My guess she wanted money he said no, she said "oh yeah, I can out trailer trash you on this one... I'm telling everyone."
Are you a professional hooker analyst? If it's not a thing it should be. You should see if there are any gigs available for hooker analysis in NFL media. I mean, you seem to have this nailed and people like Booger MacFarland have jobs they don't deserve while you could be a sideline reporter on the seedy underbelly of NFL player rumors.

ETA: "Out trailer trash" is now going to become part of my working vernacular.
 

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I once thought the comparisons to Johnny Fooseball were insane. Yeah I'm not sure of that anymore.

Good luck Cleveland. You bet on the wrong horse. Again.

I mean come on..

90 percent of professional sports athletes are cheating on their wifes/gf on the road.

Speaks to him being immature, but other then that, it's not like its unprecedented
 
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I mean come on..

90 percent of professional sports athletes are cheating on their offs on the road.

Speaks to him being immature, but other then that, it's not like its unprecedented

Sadly I agree with you. I think tho that the issue here is not so much that he’s cheating. It’s more that he’s in the vicinity of blissful cheesecake and choosing to spend his time with tuna. He needs help. I’d totally understand if he had chosen to do this behind a Krystal burger joint. That’s much more logical.
 

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Are you a professional hooker analyst? If it's not a thing it should be. You should see if there are any gigs available for hooker analysis in NFL media. I mean, you seem to have this nailed and people like Booger MacFarland have jobs they don't deserve while you could be a sideline reporter on the seedy underbelly of NFL player rumors.

ETA: "Out trailer trash" is now going to become part of my working vernacular.
Thanks for the laugh, Hooker analyst:funny1:
 

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