Monkeys running amok in Pennsylvania (1 Viewer)

[flygirl]

I think that this is how a lot of movies start

All 100 lab monkeys accounted for after several escape crash in the US

All 100 macaque monkeys have been accounted for a truck in the United States released several from their cages.

www.abc.net.au

Pennsylvania woman being treated for rabies after encountering monkey in aftermath of crash

Monkey encounter: Pennsylvania woman being treated

www.usatoday.com

So a lady tried to help corral them, and now she has pink eye..symptoms. I would have done the same thing. I've rescued a baby miniature horse off the road, no bigger than a German Shephard. I saw an Amish guy struggling w his baby cow beside the road,and told him to put it in the back of my work van, (where it promptly pooped) and I drove them safely home. I've also helped w kayak rescues on the river, where newborn calves stumble into the water. This is life in PA. A truckload of monkeys is unexpected, but people I know would help.

 

[Eeyore]

What is a good headline for that last story?

Macaque bites woman?

 

[flygirl]

What is a good headline for that last story?

Macaque bites woman?

Oh man, we are in trouble. So many conflicting local reports. First it said the monkeys were all caught..then I heard, do not approach, call if you see any. Then I see that a lady is being tested for rabies, and I only see that a monkey spat at her.