Music to Troll NFL Teams After Loss (1 Viewer)

[saintsfiend]

Been trying to have some more fun at home since we can't go to games this year. Was just thinking about what some good songs to play after wins to troll the defeated team. (Like they often do after wins in Champions Square)

Extremely preliminary thoughts below:

*****Edited to add your suggestions*****

CAT BASED TEAMS - “What’s New persaycat?” - Tom Jones; (Hilariously auto-filtered)

“There are No Cats in America” - An American Tail (Soundtrack)

Cincinnati Bengals

Carolina Panthers - “Hit the Sean Payton” - Shamarr Allen

Detroit Lions - "Lion Slayer" - Irata

Jacksonville Jaguars - "FloriDada" - Animal Collective

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BIRD BASED TEAMS - “I’m Like A Bird” - Nelly Furtado;

“Killing Birds” - Chris Cornell

"When Doves Cry" - Prince

Arizona Cardinals - "Cardinal Sin" - Black Sabbath

Atlanta Falcons - “Same Old Song and Dance” - Aerosmith;

"Big Girls Dont Cry" - Fergie

Baltimore Ravens - "Baltimore" - Randy Newman

Philadelphia Eagles - “Gonna Fly Now” (Theme from Rocky)

Seattle Seahawks - "Homeless Sky" - Michael R J Roth

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HORSE BASED TEAMS - “Mr. Ed” Theme

Denver Broncos

Indianapolis Colts - "Indianapolis" - The Bottle Rockets

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OTHER ANIMAL BASED TEAMS -

Buffalo Bills* - "Guy On A Buffalo"

"Buffalo Stance" - Neneh Cherry

Chicago Bears - “The Night Chicago Died” - Paper Lace

Los Angeles Rams - "Ram It";

"Why You'd Want to Live Here" - Death Cab for Cutie

Miami Dolphins - "Flipper" Theme;

"FloriDada" - Animal Collective

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LARGE THING BASED TEAMS -

New York Giants - “Killer of Giants” - Ozzy Ozbourne;

"Miami 2017" - Billy Joel

Tennessee Titans - "Teen Titans" Puffy Amy Yumi

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I GOT TIRED OF TRYING TO CATEGORIZE THEM BASED TEAMS /GENERIC LOSS -

“Just a Closer Walk With Thee”;

"Loser" - Beck;

“TAPS”;

“Another One Bites the Dust” - Queen

"You Can't Win" - Michael Jackson

Cleveland Browns - "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" - Primus;

“The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” - Gordon Lightfoot

Dallas Cowboys - "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" - Waylon Jennings with Willie Nelson

Green Bay Packers - “It Ain't Easy Being Green” (Muppets or Ray Charles version)

Houston Texans - “Texas in My Rear View Mirror” - Mac Davis

Kansas City Chiefs

Las Vegas Raiders - “Leaving Las Vegas” - Sheryl Crow

Los Angeles Chargers - “Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)” - Cinderella;

“The Power” - Snap!

Minnesota Vikings - "SPAM" from the Monty Python's Flying Circus skit, preferably with video

New England Patriots - "Many Fans" - SoLo D

New York Jets - "Miami 2017" - Billy Joel;

"American pie" - Don McLean; ***

"Hit the Plane Down" - Pavement *** (I must admit I have some reservations about plane crash references here)***

Pittsburgh Steelers - “A Cold Pittsburgh Morning” - Sammy Walker;

"Smalltown" - Lou Reed and John Cale

San Francisco 49ers - "You Always Said You Hated San Francisco" - Jonah Matranga

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - "Big Girls Dont Cry" - Fergie

"Blow the Man Down";

"A Pirate's Life For Me"

Washington Football Team - "A Horse with No Name" - America

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Beck - Loser

 

[T.Sneden84]

i remember laughing when our boys trolled carolina after a win in carolina a couple years ago with a rap song about "north carolina"

 

[gavinj]

HORSE BASED TEAMS -

Denver Broncos

Indianapolis Colts

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[krundlemoose]

After destroying the Eagles in 2018, Gonna Fly Now was blaring over the loudspeakers outside the dome near champions square. Thought that was a great trolling.

 

[saintsfiend]

perfect!

 

[Saint Taysom]

Falcons

 

[Dallas_Saint73]

I remember SF trolling the Saints in the 2011 Divisional Round game with "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions. I thought that was pretty tasteless- but then again, it is the Niners.

 

[saintsfiend]

I remember SF trolling the Saints in the 2011 Divisional Round game with "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions. I thought that was pretty tasteless- but then again, it is the Niners.

Yes, light hearted jabs only please!

 

[jasonsw]

For Falcons Big Girls Dont Cry by Fergie. Would of worked for Brady to, he was having hissy fits during opening game against Saints

 

[tenordas]

Washington Football Team: "A Horse with No Name" - America

 

[Yatman]

for all losing visitors, the solemnest version of "just a closer walk with thee", funeral style

 

[tenordas]

Bird Based teams: Killing Birds - Chris Cornell

NY Giants: Killer of Giants - Ozzy Ozbourne

Green Bay Packers: It Ain't Easy Being Green - Sesame Street or Ray Charles version

Houston Texans: Texas in My Rear View Mirror - Mac Davis

Las Vegas Raiders: Leaving Las Vegas - Sheryl Crow

 

[tenordas]

Pittsburgh Steelers: A Cold Pittsburgh Morning - Sammy Walker

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Either "Blow the Man Down" or "A Pirate's Life For Me"

Minnesota Vikings: "SPAM" from the Monty Python's Flying Circus skit, preferably with video

New York Jets: Either "American pie" - Don McLean or "Hit the Plane Down" - Pavement

 

[kizzy821]

I never thought to customize the song, but over the years I’ve played TAPS and Another One Bites the Dust on my work pc the morning after a Cowboys playoff loss. Good times for sure.

Cowboys fans are the easiest to troll. Easier than Falcons fans