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Ok first off I know this is out there, however no sillier than what the Chargers and Giants did that unforgettable year so here goes...
***With barely any time left on the clock the commish announces a last second trade between the Dolphins and the Saints whereby the Saints give their 10th pick and 3rd round as well as a 2nd & 4th round pick next year and Announce...
1. New Orleans - ***Glen Dorsey Loomis and payton know they gave up too much however all there Defensive aqquisitions mean nothing with out winning it in the trenches, plus with making Benson stoked as much as he was for Bush and therefore making the fans happy( esp. by screwing the Falclowns), selling tickets and jerseys will make up for the over compensation in draft picks to the Happy Dolphins that will be able to get Ryan much cheaper
2. St. Louis - ***Chris Long Amazed hes still there they steal him and breathe a sigh of relief to finally begin Little's exit
3. Atlanta - ***Jake Long Upset about loosing Dorsey, they find solace in a 10 year starting Tackle
4. Oakland - ***Darren McFadden cranky about not being able to pull the trigger and get Howie's kid, Davis does the Al Davis-like thing and begins a huge competition in the backfield and sells some jerseys
5. Kansas City - ***Sedrick Ellis They went with the obvious choice to help prepare for another year in the leagues best division of RB's (now)
6. N.Y. Jets - ***Vernon Gholston No idea how the Jets fans will take another De 1st round pick but they take him to sure up a fantastic LB corp and to spite the Patriots
7. Dallas - ***Leodis McKelvin Yes they pull the trigger on a near straight up swap with the Patriots The cowboys get pick 7 and swap 2nd rounders with the Pats and give the Patriots picks 22 and 28. (The Pats would've also taken McKelvin but they continue their tradition of snubbing top rated players for potential system guys and set their sights on Talib and Connor) and with a seemingly Elite corner the Cowgirls feel this still gives them an advantage over the cheating pats...
8. Baltimore - *** Matt Ryan Though much time was spent pondering Clady the new Coaches decides to really usher in a new age and make his mark on the franchise.
9. Cincinnati - ** Phillip Merling In the first reach of the draft the Bengals make the the Colts when they reached for Freeney and hope his size will do more to battle the run than Keith rivers
10. Miami - **Brian Brohm Leaning towards Ryan Miami is quite happy with the under rated Brohm and its many extra picks from Nola.
11. Buffalo - *** Malcom Kelly No surprises here and Bills fans are stoked
12. Denver - *** Ryan Clady Fills a big need and the "new GM" goes with the safe choice
13. Carolina - *** Chris Williams Never a team to go with BPA the cats fill their biggest need with a smart kid
14. Chicago - *** Rashard Mendenhall Quite the opposite Chicago isn't shy about BPA and gets a huge play maker in hopes of becoming more dynamic and screwing the Lions, but QB must be addressed later
15. Detroit - **Jeff Otah Coming close to making the sexy pick of DRC they actually make sense here though many will argue its early but what other option do they have for a pschitzophrenic Offense?
16. Arizona - *** Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie After all the hype he ends up in the desert to help erase memories of Antrel Rolle getting beat every series, and thusly securing poor Keith Rivers dramatic fall out of the top 20
18. Houston - **Mike Jenkins Tough choice but if there is a team that plays it safer in the draft I don't know who it is...
19. Philadelphia - *** Limas Sweed Faced with the Luxury of many Wr's to pick they go with the biggest and most popular
20. Tampa Bay - ***DeSean Jackson Only slightly disapointed they are happy with the UCLA boy
21. Washington - ***Kenny Philips Emotional pick here... their highest WRs gone they make the right choice here
22. New England - ***Keith Rivers To the dismay of many Patriots commit grand larceny and get the bext LB in the draft and have a chance at another stud in just a little bit...
23. Pittsburgh - **Derrick Harvey Cleaning up the top 20 kids talent-wise the steelers get a malleable force to insert when needed
24. Tennessee - **Kentwan Balmer Knowing they need WR they ignore it yet again and scramble to sure up a depleted defense and get insurance if the face-stomper leaves
25. Seattle - ***James Hardy Surprising a few they go BPA and get a huge target
26. Jacksonville - **Calais Campbell Getting an amazing athlete and a big need in one pick will make fans cheer just as they did when they made many upgrades on the Offense through free-agency
27. San Diego - **Aqib Talib Stern Mr. Smith cracks a big smile with this one falling to his lap... and for taking Talib before the Pats do as he would've been perfect for their system as well
28. New England - **Brandon Flowers Flowers is a decent consolation prize when Talib is gone and they complete an amazing 1st round and got to pick twice despite their cheating and evil Bill and evil Mr. Kraft laugh like villans as they played Mr. jones who is now scratching his head...
29. San Francisco - ***Dan Connor Tempted to get either one of the WR's from state of Michigan, they plug up there last remaining Defensive question and hope that lightning strikes twice after Willis's year of domination
30. Green Bay - ***Fred Davis With the new guy taking over they have to go by the book and get an athletic safety valve for Rodgers to take over this year
31. N.Y. Giants - **Jerod Mayo After a quiet rise on many boards the Giants make a risky pick to close out the first round as Mayo just edges out Manningham for BPA for an area of need that is somewhat shallow on "big-time" talent
Well other than the few early big trades i tried to stay as realistic as I could keeping in mind what past GM's have done recently as well as which teams do given to pressures of staying competitive within divisions and/or conferences.
Sorry to post yet another mock draft in here but I hope I made one that was entertaining and something a few of you could get behind =)
***With barely any time left on the clock the commish announces a last second trade between the Dolphins and the Saints whereby the Saints give their 10th pick and 3rd round as well as a 2nd & 4th round pick next year and Announce...
1. New Orleans - ***Glen Dorsey Loomis and payton know they gave up too much however all there Defensive aqquisitions mean nothing with out winning it in the trenches, plus with making Benson stoked as much as he was for Bush and therefore making the fans happy( esp. by screwing the Falclowns), selling tickets and jerseys will make up for the over compensation in draft picks to the Happy Dolphins that will be able to get Ryan much cheaper
2. St. Louis - ***Chris Long Amazed hes still there they steal him and breathe a sigh of relief to finally begin Little's exit
3. Atlanta - ***Jake Long Upset about loosing Dorsey, they find solace in a 10 year starting Tackle
4. Oakland - ***Darren McFadden cranky about not being able to pull the trigger and get Howie's kid, Davis does the Al Davis-like thing and begins a huge competition in the backfield and sells some jerseys
5. Kansas City - ***Sedrick Ellis They went with the obvious choice to help prepare for another year in the leagues best division of RB's (now)
6. N.Y. Jets - ***Vernon Gholston No idea how the Jets fans will take another De 1st round pick but they take him to sure up a fantastic LB corp and to spite the Patriots
7. Dallas - ***Leodis McKelvin Yes they pull the trigger on a near straight up swap with the Patriots The cowboys get pick 7 and swap 2nd rounders with the Pats and give the Patriots picks 22 and 28. (The Pats would've also taken McKelvin but they continue their tradition of snubbing top rated players for potential system guys and set their sights on Talib and Connor) and with a seemingly Elite corner the Cowgirls feel this still gives them an advantage over the cheating pats...
8. Baltimore - *** Matt Ryan Though much time was spent pondering Clady the new Coaches decides to really usher in a new age and make his mark on the franchise.
9. Cincinnati - ** Phillip Merling In the first reach of the draft the Bengals make the the Colts when they reached for Freeney and hope his size will do more to battle the run than Keith rivers
10. Miami - **Brian Brohm Leaning towards Ryan Miami is quite happy with the under rated Brohm and its many extra picks from Nola.
11. Buffalo - *** Malcom Kelly No surprises here and Bills fans are stoked
12. Denver - *** Ryan Clady Fills a big need and the "new GM" goes with the safe choice
13. Carolina - *** Chris Williams Never a team to go with BPA the cats fill their biggest need with a smart kid
14. Chicago - *** Rashard Mendenhall Quite the opposite Chicago isn't shy about BPA and gets a huge play maker in hopes of becoming more dynamic and screwing the Lions, but QB must be addressed later
15. Detroit - **Jeff Otah Coming close to making the sexy pick of DRC they actually make sense here though many will argue its early but what other option do they have for a pschitzophrenic Offense?
16. Arizona - *** Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie After all the hype he ends up in the desert to help erase memories of Antrel Rolle getting beat every series, and thusly securing poor Keith Rivers dramatic fall out of the top 20
18. Houston - **Mike Jenkins Tough choice but if there is a team that plays it safer in the draft I don't know who it is...
19. Philadelphia - *** Limas Sweed Faced with the Luxury of many Wr's to pick they go with the biggest and most popular
20. Tampa Bay - ***DeSean Jackson Only slightly disapointed they are happy with the UCLA boy
21. Washington - ***Kenny Philips Emotional pick here... their highest WRs gone they make the right choice here
22. New England - ***Keith Rivers To the dismay of many Patriots commit grand larceny and get the bext LB in the draft and have a chance at another stud in just a little bit...
23. Pittsburgh - **Derrick Harvey Cleaning up the top 20 kids talent-wise the steelers get a malleable force to insert when needed
24. Tennessee - **Kentwan Balmer Knowing they need WR they ignore it yet again and scramble to sure up a depleted defense and get insurance if the face-stomper leaves
25. Seattle - ***James Hardy Surprising a few they go BPA and get a huge target
26. Jacksonville - **Calais Campbell Getting an amazing athlete and a big need in one pick will make fans cheer just as they did when they made many upgrades on the Offense through free-agency
27. San Diego - **Aqib Talib Stern Mr. Smith cracks a big smile with this one falling to his lap... and for taking Talib before the Pats do as he would've been perfect for their system as well
28. New England - **Brandon Flowers Flowers is a decent consolation prize when Talib is gone and they complete an amazing 1st round and got to pick twice despite their cheating and evil Bill and evil Mr. Kraft laugh like villans as they played Mr. jones who is now scratching his head...
29. San Francisco - ***Dan Connor Tempted to get either one of the WR's from state of Michigan, they plug up there last remaining Defensive question and hope that lightning strikes twice after Willis's year of domination
30. Green Bay - ***Fred Davis With the new guy taking over they have to go by the book and get an athletic safety valve for Rodgers to take over this year
31. N.Y. Giants - **Jerod Mayo After a quiet rise on many boards the Giants make a risky pick to close out the first round as Mayo just edges out Manningham for BPA for an area of need that is somewhat shallow on "big-time" talent
Well other than the few early big trades i tried to stay as realistic as I could keeping in mind what past GM's have done recently as well as which teams do given to pressures of staying competitive within divisions and/or conferences.
Sorry to post yet another mock draft in here but I hope I made one that was entertaining and something a few of you could get behind =)