- Jul 25, 2008
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Guess they didn't want him to start jerking it in their cruiser.A short while later he walked up to the clerk and took out his penis and started masturbating.
That's when the clerk speed dialed police.
Officers arrived and spoke to the former Falcons great ... who they say appeared intoxicated, and told them he'd been dropped off by friends. The clerk did not want to press charges, so cops tell us they merely issued a ticket for criminal trespass.
Anderson is now banned from the QuikTrip, and if he returns he'll be arrested on the spot.
Police were nice enough to get him an Uber ride home.
Wait I thought that was standard protocol.....I been doing it wrong this whole timeOkay, so early Wednesday morning, in a daze, he walked into a gas station and started handling the ham in front of the cashier.
Let he who hasn't handled ham in a gas station cast the first stone.